If You Were A Cop For A Day...
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I'd go to the nursing home and tase the shit out of everybody! Head to a daycare center and pepper spray everyone there for being out of control and then top the day off by clubbing random people at bus stops for being disorderly and indecent.
Oh and if I see people sagging I will anally assault them with my nightstick. After all that is the origin of sagging.
In reality I don't know seeing how this whole post of mine is just tongue in cheek...
Oh and if I see people sagging I will anally assault them with my nightstick. After all that is the origin of sagging.
In reality I don't know seeing how this whole post of mine is just tongue in cheek...
Find all the unruly dickheads and round them up and take them into the park and tell them I'm gonna execute them as they are simply a burden on society. Then just as they think I'll shoot I'll let them go and hopefully this will get them thinking about their future, kind of like the 2nd chance jigsaw gave out in Saw. When I watch those police/cop programmes the amount of dickheads you see constantly breaking the law and laughing at the cops is unbelievable.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Speed where I know there are cameras and let them take my picture.
What do I care? I'm a cop, dammit.
What do I care? I'm a cop, dammit.
PirateKing
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PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'd go to Chicago and be the second best mountie in the history of that city.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I'd be badging my way into pretty ladies' vaginas all day long.
They've done no wrong.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
i wouldn't.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
you college guys, all you think about is getting laid
I wouldn't do shit, just waste away the day and get paid for that shit.
This is crazy, but I'd only arrest those who harm or seek to harm or diminish somebody's life, health, property or privacy. Oh and those who risk the life, health, property and privacy of others via sheer carelessness, impairment or disregard.
I know part of the job normally requires busting harmless college kids who buy dime bags and catching adults who pay other adults for sexual acts that they could legally exchange for free, but I'm wild and crazy like that I guess.
I know part of the job normally requires busting harmless college kids who buy dime bags and catching adults who pay other adults for sexual acts that they could legally exchange for free, but I'm wild and crazy like that I guess.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'd find the asshole who started this thread and hit him in the balls with a beanbag from my shotgun or a taser to the taint.
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