If you went on a blind date, who would you most want to show up as your date?

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Who played the blind chick in Mask? Not the Jim Carrey one. The one with Cher and Sam Elliot. Anyway, that blind chick. Either that or Oedipus.
 
Jessica Alba or Clara Morgane.

And I would like the night to end on either a blowjob for me or a fuck session. Either way it's a win win type situation due to who it was and what we did.
 
Miss Hybrid - We'd hit it off like never before and I fear I'd keep hitting it for as long as I lived. (Man card hitting, not 'Ronald' hitting).
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