If you went on a blind date, who would you most want to show up as your date?

I don't think some of the posters understand that it's fictional here- even if you hate blind dates in real life, I think the thread starter is asking you for some fantasy here. :hatsoff:

And in that case, I'd want it to be a really nice surprise, that would end with a three hole bone-a-thon, so.....

Yeah... Let's just say Monique Alexander for tonight :D

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In that case, some promisculous tart. Off course, I'd be a gentleman all night and then become the nasty pig that I am. If she plays along, then it would be a good night for us both. With that being said, she would have to have some attraction to my tubby body.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I think I'd be scared my blind date would be ChefChiTown...he'd show up with a long list of ideas and modifications that he came up with for the board after not sleeping for days at a time. ;)
 

GabberMan

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My wife.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I think I'd be scared my blind date would be ChefChiTown...he'd show up with a long list of ideas and modifications that he came up with for the board after not sleeping for days at a time. ;)

Ah, but I would also show up with a delicious fruit tart.
 
I would really like ChefChiTown to be my date. For a couple reasons.

1. He's a chef FFS.
2. He's sexy.
3. I need his bum for a game of bum darts.
4. He's a sweet talker from heaven with the attitude of a demon.
5. I know that he will show up.
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senob44 so that I have a chance of getting laid later.
Sound reasoning. There is always something to be said for a "sure thing" be they male or female.
I think I'd be scared my blind date would be ChefChiTown...he'd show up with a long list of ideas and modifications that he came up with for the board after not sleeping for days at a time. ;)
:rofl2:
I suppose Helen Keller would be an appropriate date.
LOL
Ah, but I would also show up with a delicious fruit tart.
So now it's a threesome ?
:rofl2: LOLOL

Hate to quote so many people, but this thread just made me laugh sooo hard!!! (Not to mention a couple boners as I went through! ;))
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
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