If you had to eliminate one race, which would it be?

[turtle825]

Twilight

 

[TheHustle]

nascar

 

[slasher]

Seeing as to how I'm not into racing they could eliminate NASCAR and I wouldn't care.

 

[BlueBalls]

Presidential races.

Just give into Fascism, you know you want to.

 

[Ulysses31]

oxford cambridge race

 

[sdj374]

The yearly WalMart (et. al.) "trample everybody in your way just to get the latest hot gift" race run every Black Friday. Seriously moms and dads, was Tickle me Elmo really worth the broken rib or linoleum floor face plant?

 

[lurkingdirk]

All greeters in all stores. They're just driving prices up, and you're not allowed to hug them (or, after the court order, approach them closer than 30 feet).

 

[rock hard]

I like how every idiot who's never watched a horse race in their life pretends they give a shit about the Kentucky Derby. And every douche bag celebrity has to be there in their Sunday's best to flash their fake teeth the the camera.

It's those Mint Juleps man....they are fucking awesome!!!

Any race involving pigs, armadillos and red necks...

OK smart guy...then what the hell are we supposed to do at family reunions without that stuff??!! :cussing:

 

[sdj374]

All greeters in all stores. They're just driving prices up, and you're not allowed to hug them (or, after the court order, approach them closer than 30 feet).

But they love you!

 

[BlueBalls]

OK smart guy...then what the hell are we supposed to do at family reunions without that stuff??!! :cussing:

Drink yourself into a depressed stupor like the rest of us.

 

[rock hard]

All greeters in all stores. They're just driving prices up, and you're not allowed to hug them (or, after the court order, approach them closer than 30 feet).

Are greeters an individual race?? I think you are stretching it here sir!! :nono:

BTW that is twice today we have posted at the exact same time.....are you stalking me?? I have a jar of peanuts here beside my computer...do I need to look for you in there?.....are you lurking in my nuts!! :eek:

Drink yourself into a depressed stupor like the rest of us.

Hell that is a given.......how do you think we can ride those pigs during the race...a sober person could not do it



:tongue:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Are greeters an individual race?? I think you are stretching it here sir!! :nono:

BTW that is twice today we have posted at the exact same time.....are you stalking me?? I have a jar of peanuts here beside my computer...do I need to look for you in there?.....are you lurking in my nuts!! :eek:

I heart your nuts. That's all I'm saying.

 

[D-rock]

Any horse and dog race.

What,...even the ones there little wiener dogs jump over the small hurdles and race to be the first one to make it through a hole in a line of hay bails?

 

[Supafly]

Show jumping

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_jumping

Honestly, if you watch how the poor anmals get trained, it is a shame. Wrapping training obstacles with barbed wire, knocking them with sticks if they do not master a jump, it is a disgrace.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

What,...even the ones there little wiener dogs jump over the small hurdles and race to be the first one to make it through a hole in a line of hay bails?

Yes. Those races hurt the weiner dog's feelings because people are laughing at them.

 

[Marlo Manson]

Thats easy the Iditarod, which IMO = Animal Cruelty :2 cents::cussing:

 

[member987]

Anything that gives me blueballs :eek:

Including blueballs :eek:

On topic, please eliminate blueballs

 

[Nester6]

Daytona 500

the "LAZY" race,who doesn't want to work and allows the government to pay for everything for them!

 

[meesterperfect]

the 50 yard dash, its just too short to prove anything.
and the 6 furlong horse race, same reason.

 

[BlueBalls]

Anything that gives me blueballs :eek:

Including blueballs :eek:

On topic, please eliminate blueballs

YOU ... HAVE ... THE POWER! :bowdown:


But jeez, cut me some slack, I'm already Banned4Life what more do you want?