If you had to eliminate one race, which would it be?

Facetious

Moderated
The "bay to breakers" - it's a 1/4 marathon or some damned thing where the participants wear freak costumes as you would imagine in San Francisco :pukey:

Not that I would ever attend such a race, it's just that they capture the attention of the local media and I have to see it on tv. :crash:
 
Flogging? :yesyes:

Accidental dismemberment? :yesyes:

Decapitation? :nono: that's too far. [Nah :nanner:]

Fuck you.


I'll have all four. In that order thank you very much. :thumbsup:

While I may not conscious to experience that final one I'm sure my rigamortis stricken asshole will be thankful.
 
I'll have all four. In that order thank you very much. :thumbsup:

While I may not conscious to experience that final one I'm sure my rigamortis stricken asshole will be thankful.

I'm sure I'll be thankful for the rigamortis. You'll finally be tight for a change.
 
Eliminate the wiener dog races! WTF is it that make that entertaining to anyone? I say, let them chase a cat or a rabbit or something and now I’m paying attention. Ooooo, how about cat races? We can tie empty beer cans to the tails of cats and then see which one crosses the finish line first! You can tell I’m a true animal lover can’t you? LMAO!
 

Philbert

Banned
seriously ? you never learn ? you just looking for hater ?
wtf with this response

and then you'll say you come in peace
f*ck off

:ban:

There will always be people (1%ers) who think being the stupidest or the lowest class in a group is cool...they stand out as what they are and people don't really care.
Chill, dude...enjoy the humor in the thread and let the silly people make bad jokes . They look silly, sound silly, and come off as fools without anyone helping them.
 

Philbert

Banned
seriously ? you never learn ? you just looking for hater ?
wtf with this response

and then you'll say you come in peace
f*ck off

:ban:

There will always be people (1%ers) who think being the stupidest or the lowest class in a group is cool...they stand out as what they are and people don't really care.

Chill, dude...enjoy the humor in the thread and let the silly people make bad jokes . They look silly, sound silly, and come off as fools without anyone helping them.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Just pick a F1 race. It has nothing to do with skill and everything to do with which team has the biggest bank account.

Negative ghostrider. It has as much to do with skill as the make-up of the car. You can't put any idiot in an F1 car and race it.




Show jumping

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_jumping

Honestly, if you watch how the poor anmals get trained, it is a shame. Wrapping training obstacles with barbed wire, knocking them with sticks if they do not master a jump, it is a disgrace.

I think you're mistaking show jumping, which isn't a race persay (only against the clock in timed classes), with steeplechasing.

It doesn't matter what part of the horseword you look at, you'll always find people who train in an abusive and painful manner (should check out how they train horses in south america if you want disgraceful). However, if you sit down and watch the top level show jumping (or eventing/dressage) you can see these horses have the heart for it and enjoy it.
 
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