If you had one choice, which overweight/obese pornstar would you go out with?
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pitino
are you talking to me?
Laura Orsolya is hot!
Fat is wack man, fat is wack!
But?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]
Patron 2: Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Patron 1: No, no, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother to save your father's life?
Patrons: [wondering] Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3: Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7: Yeup.
Patron 8: Me, too.
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Well actually, I'm just… talking about a son.
Patron 8: Well, personally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it.
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 3: Sure.
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," I would have sex with myself.
But?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]
Patron 2: Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Patron 1: No, no, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother to save your father's life?
Patrons: [wondering] Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3: Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7: Yeup.
Patron 8: Me, too.
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Well actually, I'm just… talking about a son.
Patron 8: Well, personally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it.
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 3: Sure.
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," I would have sex with myself.
One choice? Chubby? Without a doubt I have to have
Bunny De La Cruz
Runners up:
Samantha 38G (I wouldnt care that shes twice my age)
Brandy Talore (I think shes hot, I didnt know she was classified as a chubby)
Problem is that NONE of these women escort! If Bunny or Samantha ever decided to, you can bet Id be alot poorer. hahaha
Bunny De La Cruz
Runners up:
Samantha 38G (I wouldnt care that shes twice my age)
Brandy Talore (I think shes hot, I didnt know she was classified as a chubby)
Problem is that NONE of these women escort! If Bunny or Samantha ever decided to, you can bet Id be alot poorer. hahaha
Spleen
Banned?
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Mmm... Patron :yummie:
Uh, anyway... Yeah.. No... I already have a beautiful, awesome gal who's overweight, and not a porn star, so she's already better. Score me.
Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
None. Zero. Nada. Zilch. I don't even like it when a girls a little over weight. :nono: sadly I am stubborn and if a girl doesn't get past my picky standards, I would rather suffer, I can't help it, I am not @ all attracted to any girls that are not thin.
Its quite sad, but I would rather be lonely. I am picky like that, so I will suffer the consequence's of my being so picky. :eek::dunno:
Its quite sad, but I would rather be lonely. I am picky like that, so I will suffer the consequence's of my being so picky. :eek::dunno:
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jasonk282
Banned
Yeah really?
Not into fat chicks for many reasons so I would pass
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
None of them. Sorry, my type (as I've said many times) consists of 4 Ts: thin, toned, tanned, and tight.
