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If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea...
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vodkazvictim
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Re: If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea.
Call Baconsalt
Call Baconsalt
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if i know them and they are god friends i would clean it up, if not then fuck them
if i know them and they are god friends i would clean it up, if not then fuck them
Re: If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea.
Use a bath towel to clean it up and leave it in the tube
Use a bath towel to clean it up and leave it in the tube
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Blackened Porcelain Cajun-Style.
Blackened Porcelain Cajun-Style.
Re: If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea.
Violent diarrhea?
Violent diarrhea?
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I tend to do it in the corner of the bathroom, anyway. I like to leave treats for people who have the audacity to invite me over.
I tend to do it in the corner of the bathroom, anyway. I like to leave treats for people who have the audacity to invite me over.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Re: If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea.
Anyone have any epic diarrhea or other freaky bowel movements from yesterday's Thanksgiving Dinner?
Hope you didn't come across any turd teasers who made you think some turd rubbing might go on if you kept buying her drinks. It sucks going home alone having to rub your own turds.
Anyone have any epic diarrhea or other freaky bowel movements from yesterday's Thanksgiving Dinner?
Hope you didn't come across any turd teasers who made you think some turd rubbing might go on if you kept buying her drinks. It sucks going home alone having to rub your own turds.
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StanScratch
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Re: If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea.
I burn their house down. None shall ever know. None shall ever know.
I burn their house down. None shall ever know. None shall ever know.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Re: If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea.
Horatio Caine would show up finding 2 charred bodies in the bedroom still rubbing their crispy turds together. When he walks into the bathroom he spots the diarrhea stuck to the side of the bowl now like a hardened brown lava which uncovers the real motive. He crouches down looking into the bowl and says, "Two lovers in one room have to die..." Caruso rises taking off his sunglasses and continues, "... All because someone ate too much turkey and let the diarrhea fly."
Horatio Caine would show up finding 2 charred bodies in the bedroom still rubbing their crispy turds together. When he walks into the bathroom he spots the diarrhea stuck to the side of the bowl now like a hardened brown lava which uncovers the real motive. He crouches down looking into the bowl and says, "Two lovers in one room have to die..." Caruso rises taking off his sunglasses and continues, "... All because someone ate too much turkey and let the diarrhea fly."
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
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^^Spawn of Baconsalt...
^^Spawn of Baconsalt...
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Is that 1900-BACONSALT ?
Is that 1900-BACONSALT ?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Re: If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea.
No, you just pick up the phone, press the button with the turd on and brace yourself for unspeakable horror.
No, you just pick up the phone, press the button with the turd on and brace yourself for unspeakable horror.
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[Tim Taylor]Well Al, first I'd install a flush-o-matic 3000. This thing could drain the pacific ocean and then some. *audience laughter* Then I'd hook up a fire hose connected to the hydant outside to spray my asshole so there is no shit left in there Arhg Arhg Arhg.[\Tim Taylor]
[Tim Taylor]Well Al, first I'd install a flush-o-matic 3000. This thing could drain the pacific ocean and then some. *audience laughter* Then I'd hook up a fire hose connected to the hydant outside to spray my asshole so there is no shit left in there Arhg Arhg Arhg.[\Tim Taylor]
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Re: If You Go To A Friend's/Relative's House And Spray The Toilet Bowl With Diarrhea.
Did you already try flushing? Don't know what to tell you. :dunno:
Did you already try flushing? Don't know what to tell you. :dunno:
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I would clean it
I would clean it
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