[Tim Taylor]Well Al, first I'd install a flush-o-matic 3000. This thing could drain the pacific ocean and then some. *audience laughter* Then I'd hook up a fire hose connected to the hydant outside to spray my asshole so there is no shit left in there Arhg Arhg Arhg.[\Tim Taylor]
Anyone have any epic diarrhea or other freaky bowel movements from yesterday's Thanksgiving Dinner?
Hope you didn't come across any turd teasers who made you think some turd rubbing might go on if you kept buying her drinks. It sucks going home alone having to rub your own turds.
Did you type this question in from your smartphone whilst holed up in the bathroom?
You need to clean it up and do a recall of whatever you ate/drank that caused that explosive diarrhea. I had a coworker that had this problem and it turned out it was the pickled mango in his Indian food that caused explosive diarrhea, everyone in his family is allergic.