If you could punch anyone in the face...

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Mike Tyson

I have nothing against him personally. So I have no real reason to punch him. But most people have no idea how they're going to die or how they'll be remembered after they're dead. But if I punched Tyson in the face, I'd know exactly how and when I was going to die and what would be on my tombstone:

Here lies one very brave (yet very stupid) mutha... who obviously couldn't run as fast as he thought he could.

I bet that would get my picture on the cover of Rolling Stone! :yesyes:
 
Texas Governor Rick Perry
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Texas Governor Rick Perry

I don't know, man... that seems kind of cruel to me. I mean, he was (obviously) dropped on his head numerous times as a child and you want to go and punch him in the face now? :nono:
 
Bob Costas. I unfortunately like baseball, football and the Olympics... so does he. Terrible announcer, small guy with a big know-it-all mouth. Ugh. Aaron Hernandez is another, and that's just because he plays for the Patriots. :)
 
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him...or Justin Bieber:D
 
Whoever is in charge of promoting these crappy mainstream pop stars. Any music executive who contributes to that, I would gladly give him my best backhand bitch slap.
 
It's funny, but I've rarely ever thought about hitting someone in the face. I enjoy playing violin, piano, and guitar; I paint, I draw, I sew, I'm very protective of my hands and the thought of intentionally injuring one of my hands does not appeal to me. Now, kicking someone is a different story and there are a few people I have thought about kicking, and, when I was younger, I did kick a few people who angered me. I'm not proud of that. It's usually better to walk away.
 
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I like the way you think

(although I wouldn't suggest actually doing it)
 
It's funny, but I've rarely ever thought about hitting someone in the face. I enjoy playing violin, piano, and guitar; I paint, I draw, I sew, I'm very protective of my hands and the thought of intentionally injuring one of my hands does not appeal to me. Now, kicking someone is a different story and there are a few people I have thought about kicking, and, when I was younger, I did kick a few people who angered me. I'm not proud of that. It's usually better to walk away.
All that said (and my pride set aside), I would like to kick supremacists of any kind - religious, racial, gender, etc. I'd also like to kick Justin Bieber in the nuts, although I'm sure he has none, so it wouldn't do any good, as well as politically motivated IRS agents and other control freaks in the government - I think just about everyone in the U.S. Congress and Executive Branch would qualify.
Finally, there are times I'd like to kick Philip Glass...good grief man, I get the tune already, you don't need to repeat it until I'm ready to puke!
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
So I guess we should add kick in the nuts. Pick one person to kick in the nuts.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
All that said (and my pride set aside), I would like to kick supremacists of any kind - religious, racial, gender, etc. I'd also like to kick Justin Bieber in the nuts, although I'm sure he has none, so it wouldn't do any good, as well as politically motivated IRS agents and other control freaks in the government - I think just about everyone in the U.S. Congress and Executive Branch would qualify.
Finally, there are times I'd like to kick Philip Glass...good grief man, I get the tune already, you don't need to repeat it until I'm ready to puke!
Eh ... Glass is one of the most respected minimalist music composers. I will repeat that: minimalist music composers. Yes, it's a thing. Repetition is what you would typically hear in this kind of music. You wouldn't also kick in the nuts guys like Eno, Reich, Riley, and Harold Budd, would you? If you don't like the music, don't listen to it.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'd punch every man in Finland between the ages of 18-40. Really fucking hard.
 
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