If you could have one superpower...

[Hot Mega]

No way, man. One's asking what your weakness would be if you were a super hero and the other's jokingly asking what global super power you'd rather be.

That being said, which celebrity would you ass fuck?

I don't know about ass fuck but I'd rather be doing Sarah Shahi right now (reminds me allot of that hot honey Melissa Riso).

"That car is bad." and "That car is bad." are the exact same statement but can have two, different contexts. One is stating the car is junk the other is stating the car is nice.

When you read two thread titles which ask, "If you could have one superpower.." that is the same question (as the wording is identical) but you just have to read the post for the context. One context is re a nation the other is re some physical ability.

Don't get me wrong, I jumped the gun in not reading the context and they are not duplicate threads as I asserted before the thread title is the same question.:dunno:

 

[mrtrebus]

I guess I am. But isn't every human being marred in some way? Nobody's perfect


:1orglaugh

No.

 

[qiinson]

Soviet Union

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

The United Federation of Planets is pretty tits. Oh, but I am more of a Cardassian Union type of guy. Can't forget those Borg, either.

You have given me a lot to think about.

 

[mrtrebus]

the ability to spread peace throughout the nations of the world. In order for mankind to unify & achieve our collective goal of saving the planet & exploring both outer & inner space in harmony with all our brothers & sisters.

 

[Ulysses31]

Probably time travel, I'd fuck about with little bits of History then go back to the future and see what's changed. When I go back I'd also directly interfere with peoples lives telling them about events and inventions that they should never see in their lifetime. I'd also like to meet Jack The Ripper and shake him by the hand.

 

[Ike Stain]

...Which would it be?
resurrect the Soviet Union under your control? america? china?

although, the USSR would be pretty cool because as everyone knows:

"In Soviet Union, the porn watches you."

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd go with the Ancient Babylonians. Those dudes were badass.

 

[BadNewsBewes]

My superpower would make all trannies and islamic extremist muslims spontaneously combust.:Flame:

 

[Montrealman]

the ability to spread peace throughout the nations of the world. In order for mankind to unify & achieve our collective goal of saving the planet & exploring both outer & inner space in harmony with all our brothers & sisters.

Ditto! :thumbsup:

 

[meesterperfect]

I love when people reply to questions that they didn't even read. That's always amusing.

..

Oh yeah?
To the cornfield with you too

!

 

[edirons22]

Resurrect the Macedonian Empire and have Alexander The Great under my command as General of the Army

 

[vodkazvictim]

Congratulations to all those that read the thread and answered correctly.

to the rest of you.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

The Roman Empire

 

[habs0000]

stop adam sandler from making any more movies

Word :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[Hot Mega]

Congratulations to all those that read the thread and answered correctly.

to the rest of you.

Memo to OP...usually people read what the title of the thread implies then maybe brush up on what others have said in the thread and reply somewhat in kind.

If it were merely 1 or 2 confused responders..you'd have a point..but any more than that VV then you've either pulled off a very clever joke or your methodology was wanting..:o

But kudos for the head fake and cross-over dribble I guess...:dunno:

 

[jibbijib]

My superpower would be to turn desks into expensive cars.

 

[mrtrebus]

Probably time travel, I'd fuck about with little bits of History then go back to the future and see what's changed. When I go back I'd also directly interfere with peoples lives telling them about events and inventions that they should never see in their lifetime. I'd also like to meet Jack The Ripper and shake him by the hand.

You'd shake the hand of a man who brutally murdered 6 women?
My superpower would be the ability to eviscerate you but keep you alive forever so I could inflict infinite pain upon you, make you eat your internal organs etc

 

[Deepcover]

The power to make my dick span by girth or by length. Any wild chick whom im fucking gets outta hand I got my dick "Mr Fantastic" to settle the score. No but seriously owning Canada and taking out countries like China and India. Nuke...Nuke...Nuke... Nuke...Nuke...Nuke... Nuke their :booty: Nuke their :booty:

 

[rizwano]

i would cum on a pornstar boobs daily