If you could go back in time with your current knowledge,

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
Oh boy howdy dirk, I would change that night I woke up in a seedy hotel you with you at Ye Olde Off Ramp Inn, remember that time with one eyed prostitute, a bathtub full of cough syrup and scotch, and the surviving cast members of It's A Mad Mad World.
 
I would go back and stop my m-m from becoming a heroine head. She used to tell me she was diabetic and it was her insulin.
 
I'd definitely make a few changes here and there. What would that be? well I'd try and right the wrongs done to two people I am familiar with who are no longer with us. And I'll say no more on that!. I'd also change a couple of things in my own life as well. Like certain maggots who were at school with me. I'd go back and stomp the living **** out of them and there's fuck all that could be done about it. I mean who they gonna catch? a guy who doesn't live in that time frame? yeah right good luck with that one!. There are other things as well I'd consider.

I'd probably become my own ******.

*puts on a Daft Vader mask and says*

"BlueBalls.... I am your ******!."
 
grow a bigger cock
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Right some wrongs; and wrong some "rights".
 
I would go back in time and prevent Sam Fisher's parents from fucking.

In other words, put things right.

BoboBrowne!! I remember who you are...you're the guy that wants to get it in the ass by Lexington Steele...good luck with that BTW...
 
I would put my entire net worth into gold bars find my ****** in 1973 with a detailed list of stocks to buy and when to sell them. Thus growing up filthy fuckin rich!!!
 
the atom bomb is weapon, so no Checkmate for you. ,or i can first go show Einstein what will happen if he creates the atom bomb.so Checkmate
 

fathomite

Banned
I'd go back to high school and date **** a bunch of the hot chicks I used to fap about who ignored me at the time, then I'd jump ahead and **** and ****** my ex.
 

PirateKing

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Some people just shouldn't have time machines. Better yet they should all be sent back to the period of earth's formation.
 
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