If you could go back in time with your current knowledge,

[LukeEl]

Oh boy howdy dirk, I would change that night I woke up in a seedy hotel you with you at Ye Olde Off Ramp Inn, remember that time with one eyed prostitute, a bathtub full of cough syrup and scotch, and the surviving cast members of It's A Mad Mad World.

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

I would go back and stop my m-m from becoming a heroine head. She used to tell me she was diabetic and it was her insulin.

 

[Ravenholm]

I'd definitely make a few changes here and there. What would that be? well I'd try and right the wrongs done to two people I am familiar with who are no longer with us. And I'll say no more on that!. I'd also change a couple of things in my own life as well. Like certain maggots who were at school with me. I'd go back and stomp the living **** out of them and there's fuck all that could be done about it. I mean who they gonna catch? a guy who doesn't live in that time frame? yeah right good luck with that one!. There are other things as well I'd consider.

I'd probably become my own ******.

*puts on a Daft Vader mask and says*

"BlueBalls.... I am your ******!."

 

[zdenka]

grow a bigger cock

 

[Elwood70]

Right some wrongs; and wrong some "rights".

 

[Bingo Dosel]

When you go black, you never come back.

 

[24 Grams]

I would go back in time and prevent Sam Fisher's parents from fucking.

In other words, put things right.

BoboBrowne!! I remember who you are...you're the guy that wants to get it in the ass by Lexington Steele...good luck with that BTW...

 

[m.i.l.f_hunter1]

i would go back in time during the civil war and bring the Confederate Army morden day weapons so the south can win the war.

 

[RichardNailder]

 

[PirateKing]

i would go back in time during the civil war and bring the Confederate Army morden day weapons so the south can win the war.

I would give the north the atomic bomb. Checkmate.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

I would put my entire net worth into gold bars find my ****** in 1973 with a detailed list of stocks to buy and when to sell them. Thus growing up filthy fuckin rich!!!

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

i would go back in time during the civil war and bring the Confederate Army morden day weapons so the south can win the war.

Wow how very sad????

 

[m.i.l.f_hunter1]

the atom bomb is weapon, so no Checkmate for you. ,or i can first go show Einstein what will happen if he creates the atom bomb.so Checkmate

 

[m.i.l.f_hunter1]

good onel.

 

[PirateKing]

the atom bomb is weapon, so no Checkmate for you. ,or i can first go show Einstein what will happen if he creates the atom bomb.so Checkmate

So...first you're going to Einstein's time, then to the civil war era. But wouldn't your actions during the civil war change the future thus voiding your first action?

good onel.

 

[fathomite]

I'd go back to high school and date **** a bunch of the hot chicks I used to fap about who ignored me at the time, then I'd jump ahead and **** and ****** my ex.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd go back to high school and date **** a bunch of the hot chicks I used to fap about who ignored me at the time, then I'd jump ahead and **** and ****** my ex.

'the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[PirateKing]

Some people just shouldn't have time machines. Better yet they should all be sent back to the period of earth's formation.

 

[Bingo Dosel]

I can't believe I'm reading most of the comments from this page.

 

[winterwarz]

I'd go back to high school and date **** a bunch of the hot chicks I used to fap about who ignored me at the time, then I'd jump ahead and **** and ****** my ex.

I think you're sick.