If You Could Blow Yourself, Would You? & If A Girl, Eat your puss?

Vanessa_Blue

Official Checked Star Member
:love-smi:Wow all of the mixed opinions on something attached to your own body.....I'll bet alot of penises are not feeling the love from their owners right now...LOL
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jeez it's just YOUR dick. The girls don't mind and as long as it's yours and it's not on tape I think it's cool.

The better question is if you had your wang in your mouth would you be a dodger or savor the flavor???

Please don't ban me for asking? I just wish I had a ding-dong sometimes....i'm so jealous!
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jeez it's just YOUR dick.

BUT it's a Dick!! A dick in my mouth is not cool under any circumstances.

I'm not gay or bi but I suppose some who are or tend to be bi and especially gay or lesbian wouldn't see a problem with it.

I literally can't tell you how disgusting that thought would be. I imagine if a bi chick were trying to convince a solidly straight chick (if there is such a thing) that eating pussy ain't all that bad.

It may not be and based on my experience eating a clean, pretty puss is the most enjoyable thing I do sexually but I can understand how a straight chick would find chicks eating pussy disgusting.:2 cents:
 
I can and I have!

Okay, you're all a little hung up on being gay or not being gay. It's about sex and what feels good. Having a girl slip a finger up your but while she's blowing you can give you a huge orgasm (try it) and you're still not gay.

Sucking you're own dick sometimes feels good and is pretty damn exciting. It does not feel the same as having your girl do it but sometimes you don't want the same darn thing every day. By the way having your girl help you suck your dick......big turn on. Ya just gotta find the right girl.

If it's not your thing then it's not your thing but you're missing out on some great sex by limiting yourself to your same old mission position, doggy style existence.
 
You fucking liars! You know you would do it. It's only gay if you do it to someone else's.
I would...but would I shoot the load in my mouth? That's a different story.
 
Sorry VB....for me there's a difference in whacking your spike with your hand while watching (or imagining) some chick get off from having a dick in your mouth....even if it's my own....At least from a straight man's perspective.
It's really not...at all. It's masturbation.

edit: vanessa blue i love you
 
I ate my pus once. I had that nasty carbuncle on my ass for a few weeks until it swelled enormously and popped. I sticked my finger in the hole and licked it. Tasted like chicken.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
I would never leave the house again. Ha I can't blow myself and don't leave the house anyway! I don't have a life!
 
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PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'd rather clone myself and have a hot 69, followed by hot & sweaty sex. The things I would do to that tight ass...
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Only if I was able to by bending backwards so my spine essentially curves against my buttocks as I succulently suck myself. Otherwise, no deal.

If I was a girl though, I'd definitely eat myself out. I'd set myself up at a nice long table with a tablecloth, candles, maybe a bottle of wine and some cheese and just go to town.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
What is going on are we talking about forbidden Gestapo experiments again.
 
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