Baseball!!!! No salary cap. Example A-Rod
If You Could be the Best Athlete in the World at One Sport
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I like to imagine myself as a rather large bull dyke in my female form. So yes the overly hairy vagina would be a part of it. But the vaginas of the far smaller athletes on show is also part of the appeal.
Rubbing one out on the balance beam ... that'll always be the dream.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
IndyCar, hands down. I would win the Indianapolis 500 and then die peacefully with a smile on my face.
Golf.
You can play into your 60's.
You never play in the cold.
You can pick your schedule.
Nobody runs into you at fast speeds.
You can play into your 60's.
You never play in the cold.
You can pick your schedule.
Nobody runs into you at fast speeds.
I have to completely disagree here. NASCAR is arguably one of the most grueling sporting activities, requiring excellent physical conditioning. Consider first, the fact that NASCAR cockpits reach temperatures of over 115 degrees farenheit and those temperatures are sustained, at times, for hours on end, and drivers commonly lose 10-15 lbs, if not more, of water weight per race. Consider then, that there are no cooloing elements within the vehicles themselves and that drivers, wearing sweltering fire suits must maintain focus for extended periods of time in what amounts to a sauna that moves at 200 mph. Further, drivers must be able to tolerate the G forces that come with turning the vehicles at high speeds under the same conditions which can easily result in a significant loss of vision and disorientation if a driver is not physically fit. Couple those concepts with the fact that controlling a 3,400 lb car, especially at those speeds, requires physical strength for both braking and shifting as well as significant forearm/wrist strength to maintain course and line at top speeds with steering wheels that take ample amounts of coercion to control given all of the other circumstances (G force, speed, other drivers feet or even inches away). Also, the cars are built aeordynamically, and at 200 mph with most of the air being forced away from the car , drivers have a significantly less amount of oxygen available to them inside the cockpit, which is obviously not pressurized like that of jets or other aircraft that travel at similar speeds, necessitating a very strong respiratory system and a workout regimen that, among other things is tailored towards maximum bodily usage of minimal amounts of oxygen alongside the concept that there is no ventilation on a NASCAR, meaning that large amounts of engine-expelled CO2 is being pushed directly into the vehicle which can cause dizziness and general disorientation, necessitating an even greater amount of foucs and concentration to even maintain conciousness and an ability to expertly maneuver a speeding vehicle, not only around the track, but in and out of traffic. NASCAR is indeed a physical sporting activity and anyone who disagrees, IMO, isn't at all informed as to the very real justifications of that statement.
On topic, though, I would really love to be the best pitcher in the world, or maybe even the best golfer. Both would be equally cool, IMO.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'd like to say hockey, but I'd go with soccer just so I would give everyone in the third world a boner.
I have always wanted to be a boxing world champion back when boxing was great(1940s to 1990s).
Probably football, a pacy skillful creative midfielder who could also play up front. I'd score lots of goals as well as setting many others up due to my 'eye for a pass'. I'd also be a free kick specialist as well as an excellent dribbler of the ball. The highlight of my career would be running with the ball from my own half and taking on pretty much every opposition player to get into the opponents box before scoring a clinical goal by rounding the keeper and smashing the ball into the back of the net off the underside of the crossbar. The 40 yard free kick I curled into the top corner in the previous season will suddenly seem trivial compared to this, although the 47 league goals (70 in all competition) I scored in that season will remain a record that will never be broken.
I've seen you try to rub one out on a "balance beam." And by balance beam I mean a parking meter. And by rubbing one out I simply mean dry humping it.
Don't give up on your dream. It will please us all.
Bedsport ...
without a doubt.
without a doubt.
Seriously though, how bad ass is it that you are the world's fastest man and your last name is "Bolt"? Coincidence? I think not.
For me it would be MMA. After so many millions of dollars any more millions of dollars don't mean that much to me so the sports that pay more wouldn't appeal more to me because of it. Would it really matter if somebody only made 20 million dollars instead of 50 or 100 or 500 million dollars in their life because of a sport? Being one of the most badass people on the planet would, and no other sport, even boxing, can give you that.
Of topic, NASCAR or any other auto racing isn't really that physical (or even a sport for that matter). It might be fun for the drivers. It might take good concentration. It might take a certain skill set to do, but it's not physical. All the excuses that try to make it seem like it is focus secondary aspects that aren't directly physical in a sports like aspect of physicality, like heart rate or heat endurance. A sport where you can be fat and succeed (without being a very rare exception) wile only moving a small portion of your body a little bit isn't really physical, not any more than sitting down being in a hot theater while watching a scary movie is.
Of topic, NASCAR or any other auto racing isn't really that physical (or even a sport for that matter). It might be fun for the drivers. It might take good concentration. It might take a certain skill set to do, but it's not physical. All the excuses that try to make it seem like it is focus secondary aspects that aren't directly physical in a sports like aspect of physicality, like heart rate or heat endurance. A sport where you can be fat and succeed (without being a very rare exception) wile only moving a small portion of your body a little bit isn't really physical, not any more than sitting down being in a hot theater while watching a scary movie is.
Good one. My favorite ever boxer: The Polish Assassin, Andrew Golota. :bowdown: Those guys make retarted money as well, and all they have to do is train a couple months out of the year, sign a $30mill contract and get PPV royalties.
Basketball. It's one of my favorite sports. It's played indoors so there's no bad weather. One great player can have a huge impact on his team's success, unlike baseball. The great ones get paid and get paid and get paid. The retired players aren't having trouble getting out of bed in the morning, like ex-NFL players.
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