If There Were A Book About You What Would The Title Be?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

For me it's gotta be "Handsome Man Discount". I got a 10% discount from Burger King three days ago probably just by making pleasant eye contact with the cash register ******* ***** lady. Next time I'm gonna fluff up my peacock in the parking lot before going in and get 25% off.

 

[tvstrip]

Dino, I thought it would be "A man with a thousand faces" ... I'm getting dizzy with all the avatar/name changes LOL

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

"Born Dumb, gonna Die Dumb"

 

[Donnyy]

"By Chance". Everything that happened in my life was by Chance. The story of how a simple guy tries to live with these accidents