I witnessed one of those ghey ass public marriage proposals today

[Jack Davenport]

Holy fuck!
The girl said yes but the dude started getting emotional and he was on the verge of tears if not crying. The girl was rather composed.

I am thinking that the chick owns this guy now because he was a little bitch and the one that became emotional and not her. Am I right?

I was hoping that she would slap him and say no. Then I was gonna offer her 5 20’s for Teh butt secks.

 

[RJS13]

I was hoping that she would slap him and say no.

I would have LMFAO. AM I bad person for thinking this type of shit is funny as fuck? LOL :rofl2:

 

[Jack Davenport]

That’s embarrassing. Marriage is discussed long before you make a marriage proposal and you damn sure don’t ask if you don’t already know the answer will be yes.
And you don’t make a big production of it. Private, one on one is the way to go.
Dumb fucks.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I rented out a stadium for a private one on one. She still said no. Something about how nothing is ever simple with me, blah, blah... thank goodness I caught the blimp people in time to turn around and cancel the 10,000 roses (dethorned) to be dropped.

I mean, come on! She's the over do it bitch, right? You should have seen how pissed she was when I told her I asked her father to help pay for (all) of this. She once again found a reason to whine and complain to me again about how I know he has dementia and didn't understand, ladeda, blah blah. I never listen and shit.

Whew. Long story short. I really dodged a nagging bullet, eh? :hatsoff:

 

[RJS13]

That’s embarrassing. Marriage is discussed long before you make a marriage proposal and you damn sure don’t ask if you don’t already know the answer will be yes.
And you don’t make a big production of it. Private, one on one is the way to go.
Dumb fucks.

Agreed 100%

 

[LunaMo]

I saw one a couple of months ago for the first time, I'll never forget it

 

[RJS13]

I rented out a stadium for a private one on one. She still said no. Something about how nothing is ever simple with me, blah, blah... thank goodness I caught the blimp people in time to turn around and cancel the 10,000 roses (dethorned) to be dropped.

I mean, come on! She's the over do it bitch, right? You should have seen how pissed she was when I told her I asked her father to help pay for (all) of this. She once again found a reason to whine and complain to me again about how I know he has dementia and didn't understand, ladeda, blah blah. I never listen and shit.

Whew. Long story short. I really dodged a nagging bullet, eh? :hatsoff:

So the incessant bitching, insults and Bi-Polar attitude was no indication that things may not work out? Sounds like a nightmare. If you were that pussy whipped that you were oblivious to what might go down than you deserved what you got. My hats off tho because people like that should not breed. We have enough idiots running the streets.

This has been your daily dose of relationship counseling by RJS13(Uncertified). First one is free, fees apply thereafter.

 

[Supafly]

It gives me hope to find another issue I agree absolutely with you, BC/dragon/North Carolina Swamp Gator Wrestler.

Public proposal are a sign that guys don't take the marriage for its own sake, they want to make things flashy, and, get famous by having the video pasted all over the innerwebs.

I am glad for every idiot who gets walked out on for such foolery.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

So the incessant bitching, insults and Bi-Polar attitude was no indication that things may not work out? Sounds like a nightmare. If you were that pussy whipped that you were oblivious to what might go down than you deserved what you got. My hats off tho because people like that should not breed. We have enough idiots running the streets.

This has been your daily dose of relationship counseling by RJS13(Uncertified). First one is free, fees apply thereafter.

Was it breezy?