I think my doctor molested me!

[CadillacD]

So today I go in to the urologist with kidney stones...he's asking me quesitons about my simptoms and then he tells me he needs to take a look at my penis and testicals. Okay...I'd a big boy...he’s a physician…I drop my pants and he wheels over on his little rolling stool. Next thing I know he’s lifting and looking and giving my shit one hell of a once over; meanwhile, he’s still talking to me and asking questions. I take a look down and he’s looking at me in the eyes while he’s checking out my junk!!! I look away and the dude still liiking up at me. Everytime I glance down the guy is looking at me in the eyes!
#1 WTF??? #2 Does that mean that I’ve now experimented? #3 WTF???

This was followed by the prostate check! I feel so dirty!!!!!!!

 

[titsrock]

Did he give you handy under the auspices of needing a semen sample? :dunno:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Did you get a boner?

 

[mrtrebus]

He was talking to you & looking you in the eyes? Wow!

 

[jtcarra]

haha and you payed for it copay or not

 

[PirateKing]

Are you going to call him? :lovecoupl

 

[CadillacD]

Did he give you handy under the auspices of needing a semen sample? :dunno:

No!

Did you get a boner?

Hell, NO! However, he may have!? LOL

 

[titsrock]

Did he ask you to bend over?

:sing: Moon......River :sing:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Wow, that's a tough one. He might have been looking you in the eye, so you wouldn't feel like he was getting to familiar with your junk...like it was not a big deal to have your junk in his hands. Did he wink at you, or let his hot, moist breath warm your genitals? Did he himself, appear to have wood? When his finger was in your ass, did he compliment you on how tight you were? These are the questions you need to think about. Oh...I hope your alright, and don't need the scope.

 

[CadillacD]

haha and you payed for it copay or not

I...had...not...considered...that!

 

[STDiva]

I'd get tested for AIDS if I were you.

 

[turtle825]

 

[GregCentauro]

Was he hot?

 

[CadillacD]

Wow, that's a tough one. He might have been looking you in the eye, so you wouldn't feel like he was getting to familiar with your junk...like it was not a big deal to have your junk in his hands. Did he wink at you, or let his hot, moist breath warm your genitals? Did he himself, appear to have wood? When his finger was in your ass, did he compliment you on how tight you were? These are the questions you need to think about. Oh...I hope your alright, and don't need the scope.

Now that you mention it...

 

[StanScratch]

One time, my dentist started carrying more adult magazines in his place - Penthouse Forums, Swank, stuff like that. One day, I went in for a root canal. They put me under - when I woke up, I am pretty sure the dentist and his assistant were putting their cloths on! My friend George thinks I'm crazy.

Another time, I went to the doctor...and he put his finger in my ass! I cried all the way home, my pants around my ankle. Then I found all of my friends at the Drunken Clam had similar experiences!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Did he say anything that seemed gay to you, like "you have a very nice penis" or "I'd love to feel your cock in my tight asshole"?

 

[biomech]

:rofl: This reminds me of a Family Guy episode. Without being there, it was probably a standard exam. Now if while holding your junk he winked or blew you a kiss, then yeah he molested you. :2 cents:

 

[CadillacD]

Was he hot?

He wasn't my type!

 

[maildude]

Just remember: DON'T SUCK HIS DICK! That'll be an engraved invitation.:nono:

 

[jtcarra]

Are you going to call him? :lovecoupl

I really think he should.Next time bring flowers dont make it all about sex