I recently celebrated a milestone birthday.
- Thread starter Ace Boobtoucher
- Start date
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Oooooouuuuuuu!!!! :eek: Be careful with that fo...oh noooooo.... :weeping:
GregCentauro
Banned
goatse.cx forever! :bowdown:
I'm full don't want a piece...
Dibs on the anus!
pornophile
Banned
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Stretching my ass didn't hurt.
Getting a fork in the balls? Ah, happens all the time.
But why did they have to cut my head off. THAT hurt my feelings!
Getting a fork in the balls? Ah, happens all the time.
But why did they have to cut my head off. THAT hurt my feelings!
They didn't cut it off. It's tucked inside the cake. They just hid your more horrible attributes.
Love you Stan.
:lovecoupl
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
They didn't cut it off. It's tucked inside the cake. They just hid your more horrible attributes.
Love you Stan.
:lovecoupl
Oh, I know all about my face. Trust me, after the great maple syrup/bee/moose ass/Dick Cheney and Glenn Beck tragedy of 1997, my nose really never has been in the right place and I STILL don't know what happened to my left ear lobe.
But, damn, my ass looks good enough to eat on that cake.
that looks rather tasty! i just like cake, do not care what is on it!
RachelSexton
Pending Official Checked Star Member
That cake is full of WIN! Love at the bottom "Happy Birthday!1!11one"
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I noticed none of you fuckers wished me a Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday! and LOL
