I Personally Know You...And I Masturbate To You

[Baill Inneraora]

i dont believe in masterbation

I can state unequivocally that it indeed does exist. Believe it.

 

[BlueBalls]

I can state unequivocally that it indeed does exist. Believe it.

But where are the transitional fossiles?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

^^ Damn blue....thats f-ing funny

 

[Baill Inneraora]

If monkeys can jack off and humans can jack off, then why haven't monkey's evolved? Is their jacking off spoiling the best of there dna?

What would Darwin say about jacking off? :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

If monkeys can jack off and humans can jack off, then why haven't monkey's evolved? Is their jacking off spoiling the best of there dna?

What would Darwin say about jacking off? :dunno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

 

[Baill Inneraora]

^^ Excellent

 

[mrtrebus]

Someone in my class. . .I'm a teacher!! :o

 

[BlueBalls]

Someone in my class. . .I'm a teacher!! :o

How old are your students?

 

[mrtrebus]

If monkeys can jack off and humans can jack off, then why haven't monkey's evolved? Is their jacking off spoiling the best of there dna?

What would Darwin say about jacking off? :dunno:

What would monkeys evolve into?!?
Both humans & monkeys have a common ancestor so are related but we did not evolve from monkey species in the world today.

 

[mrtrebus]

How old are your students?

Not old enough for me to ask them out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYOpPrZZ-5k

 

[calpoon]

What would monkeys evolve into?!?
Both humans & monkeys have a common ancestor so are related but we did not evolve from monkey species in the world today.

Haven't you seen planet of the apes?



They would evolve into NRA members. whoops, too late.

 

[maanlest]

movie actresses

 

[BigHurt35]

The only woman I have ever masturbated to, that I actually know, is my ex-girlfriend. She used to like it when I masturbated for her. So, I did it. The rewards were spec-tac-u-lar.

 

[CRASHnBURN]

I got a hot neighbor who always wears sexy clothes.

 

[clogselfe]

My former neighbor, the mother of a classmate!

 

[broderic_randal]

recently this girl that works in a haircutting store in the same plaza that i work in has been coming into the store that i work in everyday. i get to talk to her and serve her and thats about it. but i just cant seem to get her out of my mind, she is a bbw, and i love bbw's

the next time i get my haircut, i am thinking of going to the haircutting store where she cuts hair. but the chances of her cutting my hair is slim, because there are about ten hair cutters there

and i cant just say, i want her to cut my hair, i could only do that once she cuts my hair

 

[kristoflaw10]

My most recent ex asks me this question about her often, and says she does so for me... it's been enjoyable the coupla times we've broken our still friends rule.

 

[broderic_randal]

recently this girl that works in a haircutting store in the same plaza that i work in has been coming into the store that i work in everyday. i get to talk to her and serve her and thats about it. but i just cant seem to get her out of my mind, she is a bbw, and i love bbw's

the next time i get my haircut, i am thinking of going to the haircutting store where she cuts hair. but the chances of her cutting my hair is slim, because there are about ten hair cutters there

and i cant just say, i want her to cut my hair, i could only do that once she cuts my hair

i served her today where i work and i got a hard boner instantly