I need to get laid in the worst way.

[BlueBalls]

I can ... uhm ... help you out, if you want.

I'm very flexible.

:shy:

 

[drf]

I can ... uhm ... help you out, if you want.

I'm very flexible.

:shy:

You are too kind, but I am afraid I will have to decline your offer, thank you.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

You are too kind, but I am afraid I will have to decline your offer, thank you.

Sir BlueBalls too kind? Oh you poor soul. He was just trying to lure you into his slave dungeon!

 

[busenbust]

high class hooker??

 

[BlueBalls]

You are too kind, but I am afraid I will have to decline your offer, thank you.

Beggars can't be choosers, friend.

Oh well, your loss.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Excellent advice.

Or, since you live in Indiana, I bet Lurkingdirk would give you a HJ for 10 bucks.

I'm pretty fucking offended at how you have misrepresented me in this post. It would be a BJ, and I'd give him 10 bucks if he'd let me do it.

Really, though, drf - you do sound nearly perfect for me. If you're desperate, I'm for you. The only way you could be more suited to me is if you were ****** out or dead.

 

[JayJohn85]

Welcome to freeones....Now pass the joint.