I need to get laid in the worst way.

[BlueBalls]

I can ... uhm ... help you out, if you want.

I'm very flexible.

:shy:

 

[drf]

I can ... uhm ... help you out, if you want.

I'm very flexible.

:shy:

You are too kind, but I am afraid I will have to decline your offer, thank you.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

You are too kind, but I am afraid I will have to decline your offer, thank you.

Sir BlueBalls too kind? Oh you poor soul. He was just trying to lure you into his slave dungeon!

 

[busenbust]

high class hooker??

 

[BlueBalls]

You are too kind, but I am afraid I will have to decline your offer, thank you.

Beggars can't be choosers, friend.

Oh well, your loss.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Excellent advice.

Or, since you live in Indiana, I bet Lurkingdirk would give you a HJ for 10 bucks.

I'm pretty fucking offended at how you have misrepresented me in this post. It would be a BJ, and I'd give him 10 bucks if he'd let me do it.

Really, though, drf - you do sound nearly perfect for me. If you're desperate, I'm for you. The only way you could be more suited to me is if you were passed out or dead.

 

[JayJohn85]

Welcome to freeones....Now pass the joint.