It may help to post a picture of what your working with now... everyone loves to look at titties, and looking at the success of the internet porn industry I'd say men (and women) are more than willing to donate to a good cause.
I can't stop being a drama queen because I am THE Royal Queen of Drama (RQD). I even have a tiara to go along with the title. And you're wifey is a SMART wifey.