I Made Some Toast

DrakeM

is drinking synthehol in Ten Forward
You realize that only trained professionals should be making toast. You're putting your life at serious risk doing things like this. Leave it to the experts, just say, "Hey bitch, make me some toast."
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
It's one of those birthday sized cookies.

It's one of those, "I just smoked a WHOLE bag of ganja, and have a severe case of the munchies." Sized cookies.





Seriously.....I ate a whole big cookie like that once, because of some REALLY go weed a couple of decades ago.


bobjustbob said:
I first saw this product a few years ago and my brain almost exploded. It comes in white, wheat, and double fiber. Also available in convenient 2 packs for on-the-go. Who buys this shit, people from another planet? Don't know the recipe? Here it is. Sliced bread + fire.


UUGGGHH.....FIRE BAD!!!
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
You realize that only trained professionals should be making toast. You're putting your life at serious risk doing things like this. Leave it to the experts, just say, "Hey bitch, make me some toast."

:yesyes:

Westworld (1973)

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Dick Ziker (stuntman for Yul Brynner) with Richard Benjamin
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
When Richard Benjamin fucked the robot saloon girl and made her short circuit is when I think I discovered girls, or robots or booze.

Or maybe all of them.


Here's the scene with Dick Ziker at the 4:19 mark of this video...


Impressive. :clap:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I have used the shit out of my twenty year old bread maker lately. One of the best recipes for toasting that I've found has been a PB&J bread. Substitute PB&J for about half the liquid content. Good stuff.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I have used the shit out of my twenty year old bread maker lately. One of the best recipes for toasting that I've found has been a PB&J bread. Substitute PB&J for about half the liquid content. Good stuff.

I pulled mine out of my closet and have been using it too. I still make some breads by hand, but it really does expedite the process if I want a loaf done quicker.
 
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