I have a broken penis

[Pariah000]

ok errm, none of you probably wanna hear this but basically it takes me a minimum of like 30 minutes to climax, ive tried a few times for like 3 hours with nothing to show except skin loss.

so yeah, my dick is broken so if theres any doctors or watever on here that might know wtf is wrong with it, can you let me know?

its like theres no sensitivity anymore...im 22 years old lol so this aint right

 

[Sicario]

^^^ You should get rid of it. Now that your dick is broken and it doesn't function properly, then it's time to move on to that sex change you always wanted. ^^^ :hatsoff:

 

[biomech]

:wtf: Too much information guy.

 

[turtle825]

Get a new one.

 

[BlueBalls]

Suicide is your only option.

 

[boatmonkey69]

:hammer: whack it with a hammer

 

[sdj374]

You may want to seek medical advice from someone more qualified than the fine folks who participate on the Freeones message board. :dunno:

 

[DOA82]

ok errm, none of you probably wanna hear this but basically it takes me a minimum of like 30 minutes to climax, ive tried a few times for like 3 hours with nothing to show except skin loss.

so yeah, my dick is broken so if theres any doctors or watever on here that might know wtf is wrong with it, can you let me know?

its like theres no sensitivity anymore...im 22 years old lol so this aint right

Sounds like a closet case, try looking at guys next time you jack off.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Yeeeaaah, so, in case you haven't realized it yet, you asked the wrong question. Not that you don't have a legitimate problem, which I feel sorry for you for having, but, in Freeones tradition, if you ask such questions and you have a post count of less than 500, you will undergo the time-honored tradition called 'mock the newbie'. Don't feel bad, as you did nothing wrong, but that's the hazing process that newbies have to go through. It's a rite of passage of the board, so to speak. Kind of like a pledge at a college fraternity. Worry not, though, for if you prove your mettle and make it through the initiation process, you will be welcomed as part of the fraternity and will learn the meaning of many of life's mysteries. The Masons are actually an organization born from the pledges that didn't make it through the Freeones initiation ritual.

So go forth, young newbie, and arm yourself with courage, for the initiation process has begun! Godspeed, and may the Force be with you! :hatsoff: :thumbsup:
















Oh, just wait until Andronicus Ry sees this thread...

 

[pornophile]

ok errm, none of you probably wanna hear this but basically it takes me a minimum of like 30 minutes to climax, ive tried a few times for like 3 hours with nothing to show except skin loss.

so yeah, my dick is broken so if theres any doctors or watever on here that might know wtf is wrong with it, can you let me know?

its like theres no sensitivity anymore...im 22 years old lol so this aint right

Thats not a problem at all! How do you think male pornstars do it? Those guys screw for an hour or longer, now you can too! With great power comes great responsibility :nanner:

 

[Skyraider22]

Yeeeaaah, so, in case you haven't realized it yet, you asked the wrong question. Not that you don't have a legitimate problem, which I feel sorry for you for having, but, in Freeones tradition, if you ask such questions and you have a post count of less than 500, you will undergo the time-honored tradition called 'mock the newbie'. Don't feel bad, as you did nothing wrong, but that's the hazing process that newbies have to go through. It's a rite of passage of the board, so to speak. Kind of like a pledge at a college fraternity. Worry not, though, for if you prove your mettle and make it through the initiation process, you will be welcomed as part of the fraternity and will learn the meaning of many of life's mysteries. The Masons are actually an organization born from the pledges that didn't make it through the Freeones initiation ritual.

So go forth, young newbie, and arm yourself with courage, for the initiation process has begun! Godspeed, and may the Force be with you! :hatsoff: :thumbsup:
















Oh, just wait until Andronicus Ry sees this thread...

Oh I remember like it was yesterday some of the crazy things I use to post so young and new.Hey look at it this way we are hazing with love.Oh by the way sorry fro your broken penis next time don't be so rough:dunno:I'm just saying

 

[Supafly]

I can't really grasp it why you did not INSTANTLY went to see a doctor about this.

But rest assured:

This can be fixed in a clinic, ine of Germany's most successful music producer, composer, Dieter Bohlen had that a couple of times in the 80ies and 90ies and he is still chasing skirts and doing the nasty :thumbsup:

Now go see a doctor!

 

[STDiva]

[Andronicus Ry]You're a loser, your life is pathetic and you're an embarrassment to your family. You should probably swallow an entire bottle of sleeping pills or hang yourself from your ceiling fan. You know...the one that doesn't work because you're too poor to fix it? Ya that's the one.[/Andronicus Ry]

 

[Ace Bandage]

[Andronicus Ry]You're a loser, your life is pathetic and you're an embarrassment to your family. You should probably swallow an entire bottle of sleeping pills or hang yourself from your ceiling fan. You know...the one that doesn't work because you're too poor to fix it? Ya that's the one.[/Andronicus Ry]

^^ This. :wave2: And I probably would have advised him to plunge off of a tall bridge as well.

 

[Hoodoo]

don't jackoff as often

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You're worrying about unable to cum? What? You want to knock her up and pay child support out the ass for eighteen years???

 

[Skyraider22]

You're worrying about unable to cum? What? You want to knock her up and pay child support out the ass for eighteen years???

You are on to something:dunno:I'm just saying:rofl:

 

[DJCowboy]

ok errm, none of you probably wanna hear this but basically it takes me a minimum of like 30 minutes to climax, ive tried a few times for like 3 hours with nothing to show except skin loss.

so yeah, my dick is broken so if theres any doctors or watever on here that might know wtf is wrong with it, can you let me know?

its like theres no sensitivity anymore...im 22 years old lol so this aint right

I honestly always recommend WebMD so you can have an idea of what may be wrong and then go see a doctor and discuss what they think and what you read on webmd. This is definitely something you'll want checked out by a doctor though.

 

[Red Spyder]

Let me guess, you did this for some time:

Another common technique is to lie face down on a comfortable surface such as a mattress or pillow and rub the penis against it. This technique may include the use of a simulacrum, or artificial vagina.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Male

Get out the Krazy Glue!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Try cutting just an inch or so off. They're like salamander tails, when you cut it off, a new and more sensitive head grows back.

That's why old guys have such short dicks. They've done "the trim" a few times.