No body else caught that!?
Hilarious typo.
OMG! You can't get one by the whimster.:rofl:
Oh and btw...good luck lechepicha.
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i got my honeymoon coming up... ¿ any advices/ideas ?
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OMG! You can't get one by the whimster.:rofl:
Oh and btw...good luck lechepicha.
Congratulations and best of luck to you Lechepicha. :hatsoff:
HE1FiNEARTiST
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yeah good luck
porn will always be with you in rough times, remember that.
CherylFan
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You have to talk to her, and often, and be real. Unless you do, you don`t know whether she is bored with whatever you are doing and might be craving something which You Might find a big turn-on too. Don`t be afraid to tell her what you like or would like to try but don`t force things on her. Equally if she asks you to try something and you don`t like it you have talk about it. For all you know, she might be desperately wanting to be tied down nipple-clamped and deepthroated with a rampant rabbit inside her, but might be worried about telling you. Don`t assume that your wedding-night is all-important - chances are you`ll be too knackered after the wedding day.
SpexyAshleigh
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most. hilarious. thing. ever. posted.
Seriously, if sex is really important to you, just skip the wedding and go straight for the divorce because its gonna happen. Or you're gonna cheat. One of the two. Some guys are realistic in knowing that sex is just one small part of marriage (in the big picture) but to some, its uber important. So figure out where it is on the scale of importance and if its not up there along with friendship, love and all that schmucky stuff....then go for it. But if you need hot sex for many years to come, end it now because marriage ain't gonna give you that! Its gonna give you screaming children, a wife who eventually lets herself go and alottttt of stress. Oh and the end of blowjobs....no more of those comin yer way :tongue:
SpexyAshleigh
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This.
Save your "wedding nite" until the nite AFTER the wedding. Otherwise you're both gonna be way too tired to really get into it. After my wedding, I was so tired (and sore from lugging around a 20lb dress all day) that I just hopped in the jacuzzi and passed out.
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
i have! but whatcha gonna do ? i love the girl...
i don't like the word in bold...
and no, she's not crazy about kids
she's not into that either... :bawling:
No body else caught that!?
Hilarious typo.
<LoL>
IT IS a typo, folks...
i have talked!!! but she just says: you're too damn horny, sex isn't that important, etc... :weeping:
:bawling:
i mean, i'm not a fuckin' horny rabbit or anything... it's just that she's too "not-horny" (don't know what word to use) for the planet earth average
she doesn't give me those anyway
(twice. in all-time)
CherylFan
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i have! but whatcha gonna do ? i love the girl...
i mean, i'm not a fuckin' horny rabbit or anything... it's just that she's too "not-horny" (don't know what word to use) for the planet earth average
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You need to decide whether she`s too "not-horny" for you. If you are already feeling a bit hacked off about it, that is only ever going to get worse unless you decide that the rest of the marriage package compensates.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
Yes.
Never pluralize the word advice
Never pluralize the word advice
VEGAS!!!
You start your day gambling half your money away, argue with your wife about it, leave her at the hotel room, fuck your frustrations away at a brothel or sex club, go back to your angry wife and explain what you did, get divorced, and end the night marrying someone completely different dressed up as characters from Star Trek.
What more could one ask for???
You start your day gambling half your money away, argue with your wife about it, leave her at the hotel room, fuck your frustrations away at a brothel or sex club, go back to your angry wife and explain what you did, get divorced, and end the night marrying someone completely different dressed up as characters from Star Trek.
What more could one ask for???
My girlfriend echoed the thoughts of most of those on here, don't expect it to get better, expect them to get worse.
I really hope things work out for you, but I have a feeling this could be a very difficult marriage, because I don't see you being fulfilled.
I really hope things work out for you, but I have a feeling this could be a very difficult marriage, because I don't see you being fulfilled.
My girlfriend echoed the thoughts of most of those on here, don't expect it to get better, expect them to get worse.
I really hope things work out for you, but I have a feeling this could be a very difficult marriage, because I don't see you being fulfilled.
I really hope things work out for you, but I have a feeling this could be a very difficult marriage, because I don't see you being fulfilled.
Congratulations
While sex might be a nice bonus, it's not really what a loving relationship should be based on. Be glad that you can share a life with somebody you love. If you consider love and compassion are more important the physical pleasure I have a feeling it's not going to be as bad as some people here are making it out to be.
...And remember that even "boring" sex is still sex and considered great to most men. If you never get any creative acts out of her it's not like what you do get will be bad.
While sex might be a nice bonus, it's not really what a loving relationship should be based on. Be glad that you can share a life with somebody you love. If you consider love and compassion are more important the physical pleasure I have a feeling it's not going to be as bad as some people here are making it out to be.
...And remember that even "boring" sex is still sex and considered great to most men. If you never get any creative acts out of her it's not like what you do get will be bad.
Its not what a loving relationship is based on, but its a vital part of a happy relationship, that's a natural fact. & a lifetime of boring sex is not great, not great at all sir.
I have to agree with you. Ask my girlfriend how much she enjoyed her relationship to her ex, she said sex was so bad she began to hate sex. Now she loves having sex, and having sex often.
Sex shouldn't be the overwhelming factor in a relationship, but it's VERY important to a happy fulfilling relationship. If sex isn't good, odds are at least one of the people in the relationship is not completely happy.
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
SpexyAshleigh
Official Checked Star Member
I think the only advice anyone needs to give you is: when in doubt- DON'T.
Which means, if you're having ANY kind of questionable thoughts about this woman and your future with her sexually, maybe you shouldn't be marrying her. No one is perfect, and no one ever finds the perfect person...everyone has flaws...but if you're doubting your sexual future with her enough that you're coming to a porn forum to ask opinions from perfect strangers...then what does that tell you?
Which means, if you're having ANY kind of questionable thoughts about this woman and your future with her sexually, maybe you shouldn't be marrying her. No one is perfect, and no one ever finds the perfect person...everyone has flaws...but if you're doubting your sexual future with her enough that you're coming to a porn forum to ask opinions from perfect strangers...then what does that tell you?
