I got two dollars he goes another 8 years without sex.
I got laid last night (warning: novel length)
- Thread starter anti hero
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I got two dollars he goes another 8 years without sex.
bud you can't post this without letting us have some closure
update:
I got with the roommate. We started talking on myspace after things ended with crazy bitch.
We've been together for about a month. Still haven't had sex yet but we've done all the other stuff (and she's REAL good at the other stuff).
But I don't mind waiting, she's a cool chick and I love being with her. She's not all needy and stupid and neurotic and she makes me feel good about myself. And she's not always wanting me to buy her stuff.
Crazy bitch is now dating some toolbox with a popped collar and frosted hair. She moved in with him about a week ago. So I hardly ever have to see her anymore.
I got with the roommate. We started talking on myspace after things ended with crazy bitch.
We've been together for about a month. Still haven't had sex yet but we've done all the other stuff (and she's REAL good at the other stuff).
But I don't mind waiting, she's a cool chick and I love being with her. She's not all needy and stupid and neurotic and she makes me feel good about myself. And she's not always wanting me to buy her stuff.
Crazy bitch is now dating some toolbox with a popped collar and frosted hair. She moved in with him about a week ago. So I hardly ever have to see her anymore.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
If this was December 3, 2002 than I could say the same thing.
Kil4Thril
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Pop your collar and frost your hair. Even the crazy bitches need lovin'.
Another guy that has just got to tell every intimate detail of his sex life to a bunch of unknown men. And another bunch of unknown men who lap up every detail.
Why? I have absolutely no idea.
Btw, I wonder how she would feel knowing everything they shared has now been made public? Maybe fine with it? Or maybe not?
Why? I have absolutely no idea.
Btw, I wonder how she would feel knowing everything they shared has now been made public? Maybe fine with it? Or maybe not?
‹EDIT›
I just glanced over this guy's first post and I realized that he did not give every intimate detail as I had earlier assumed.
My mistake.
So after glancing at it I thought three things:
how relatively well written appeared, why is he telling us all this and why do so many people care about this so much?
When I 'get laid' I want to discuss it with only one other person: the woman whom I 'laid'.
:dunno:
I just glanced over this guy's first post and I realized that he did not give every intimate detail as I had earlier assumed.
My mistake.
So after glancing at it I thought three things:
how relatively well written appeared, why is he telling us all this and why do so many people care about this so much?
When I 'get laid' I want to discuss it with only one other person: the woman whom I 'laid'.
:dunno:
i give you credit...u did what u had to do...:glugglug:
I was wondering why this thread was revived. Good for you.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Eww, SICK. I hate those fags who pop their collars, frost their hair, get barbed wire and chinese symbol tattoos, go tanning, wear white "college" visors, sport purposely "worn out" jeans and tinted sunglasses. Those dudes are the biggest cock fags in the world, yet...I always see them with a girl???
:wtf:
Do...do girls like trendy, douche bag clones? :dunno:
Kil4Thril
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I can't find that picture where it has like 12 of those guys and some witty caption. But, yeah, YOUNG women drool on those types. The older ones laugh and make fun of them alongside you.
:1orglaugh
I don't.
I guess I don't count, though, since you have Senob. Neither of you need me anymore...
Nice story man! Good for you.
RealMenSwallow
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This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever read on this forum. I just sat here and actually read the whole post, I didn't go titty glancing or anything, I loved this. I have a feeling this will be me in a few years, at this current rate at least, although I cannot tell a story like this. I love this post, and anti hero is the man.
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