I got laid last night (warning: novel length)

[JustAGuy85]

She had on a gold necklace with one of those little crosses on it. For some reason, I found this incredibly hot, so I asked her to leave it on.

I am the same man, I love girls with necklaces on, especially when they have tanned skin and big tits, mmmhmm.

Good read too, well written. I got half a wood when you explained how she was barefoot and a flimsy skirt with her big tits.

This is definetly a post you should keep up to date.

 

[anti hero]

Yeah, we've gotten together a couple more times in the last week. She called for me at work (I work at night) and asked for her "boyfriend" which had me pretty freaked out. :eek: She came over for a few minutes too, which was cool because everybody was like "Damn, dude she's hot!"

But she knows it too, because she's always going around shoving her tits in people's faces and drawing attention to herself. I think she wants me to be jealous. To be honest she's pretty much just bat shit crazy. Plus, she goes out and parties like every single night. I'm getting too old for that. In a lot of ways she reminds me why I don't like dealing with women in the first place.

To be honest, I'd rather be with her roommate. She's kind of a big girl but she's cute as hell and has a great personality. Plus she has a good job and is not mentally insane. :rofl:

 

[JustAGuy85]

Nice one, you should try to get a three way going.

If I were you I wouldn't jump to a decision so quick though. I would hang out with the slut for a while. Who cares if shes a party girl who tries to make you jealous. Just act like you don't care, or better yet, just DONT care anyway. Not only will you have fun with the situation, she will prob want you even more because you're acting like that. It sounds like shes that type of girl.

Definetly not gf material, but something to get your rocks off in the mean time.

P.S. Post a pic

 

[titsrock]

anti hero, you're the luckiest bastard walking the earth and let me tell you why. You basically presented yourself as a "normal guy" who was "out of the game" for awhile. Than "Once upon a time" you meet this chick randomly, help her out, and you end up fucking near immediately....than you wonder here, (sniff sniff), "I think she used me"...now all of a sudden, you've seen her a couple more times, she's playing it like she's a party girl, (part Audrey Hepburn/part Jenna Jameson)...and you're now giving us the "Meh, I think I like her roomate"

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND??????????????

Nobody here is saying you need to marry this goddess. But you need to keep fucking her and be her boyfriend. Give it a shot dude! Don't fall back on the "woe is me" crap because you'll NEVER get with the roomate if you get dumped like a wimpy, wounded bird...

Where's that confidence man? Get back in there soldier. The Mission is NOT ACCOMPLISHED! You have got a great pair of tits at your disposal. Do not eject from the situation until you've ejaculated on those things...

 

[Sandman31]

I'm so proud of you! You really came through, I enjoyed reading your success story

 

[Writers Block]

good job bro:glugglug:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Like I said, things are a little fuzzy, and I'm afraid it was pretty ordinary.

I went down on her first. Like I said, I don't have a lot of moves, but that used to get my ex really fired up. Didn't seem like she was really into it at first but I guess she got over that......So I spent a couple minutes playing around down there and she was pretty much ready to go after that.

I was definitely on the bottom. She was riding me with her titties dangling in my face for most of the proceedings. She had on a gold necklace with one of those little crosses on it. For some reason, I found this incredibly hot, so I asked her to leave it on. :rofl: It was nice and slow, and she did this kind of grinding/shaking thing with her hips which was amazing but almost made me blow my load.

At one point we had flipped over and I was on top and she stuck her finger partways up my ass which kind of freaked me out but I tried to go with it (thankfully she didn't have long fingernails). That's pretty much how it finished, me on top with my face in her chest and neck area, with her legs wrapped around me.

I came in the condom. It was pretty slippery down there so I'm pretty sure she came too. Either that or she peed herself, which I'd rather not think about.......which reminds me, I should probably wash my sheets.

There's not really much else to speak of. Pretty standard stuff I'm afraid.

I can't really think of a famous porn star or actress that resembles her. I'm sure there's one out there but I'm drawing a blank. Body wise she kind of looks like the girl in this video: http://www.wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?/watch/7506

Although she has a much prettier face. Dark hair and fair skin.

:rubbel:

 

[anti hero]

anti hero, you're the luckiest bastard walking the earth and let me tell you why. You basically presented yourself as a "normal guy" who was "out of the game" for awhile. Than "Once upon a time" you meet this chick randomly, help her out, and you end up fucking near immediately....than you wonder here, (sniff sniff), "I think she used me"...now all of a sudden, you've seen her a couple more times, she's playing it like she's a party girl, (part Audrey Hepburn/part Jenna Jameson)...and you're now giving us the "Meh, I think I like her roomate"

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND??????????????

Nobody here is saying you need to marry this goddess. But you need to keep fucking her and be her boyfriend. Give it a shot dude! Don't fall back on the "woe is me" crap because you'll NEVER get with the roomate if you get dumped like a wimpy, wounded bird...

Where's that confidence man? Get back in there soldier. The Mission is NOT ACCOMPLISHED! You have got a great pair of tits at your disposal. Do not eject from the situation until you've ejaculated on those things...

:rofl: Dang, dude, don't have a cow.

It has nothing to do with a lack of confidence. It has to do with the fact that I've only known her less than 2 weeks and she's already getting on my nerves. She's constantly calling me like 5, 6 times a night when I'm at work and she's always trying to play these stupid little mind games on me.

If I was getting sex every night I might feel different but most nights she drinks so much she eats up puking her guts up and passing out. Either that or she starts crying and being all emotional. Bitch is off the friggin' reservation. I mean, it was nice for a couple days but enough is enough.

As for the roommate....she's cute and all (and I kinda like big girls to tell the truth) but it's not like I have some burning desire to get with her.

Anyhow, we're supposed to go to this bar tomorrow, I'm hoping some dude there will take her off my hands. :rofl:

 

[Member2019]

Well ...

First off, congrats. It's always nice to lay someone you completely desire physically.

Secondly, I understand your attitude on women. When I was 20, I started to hit it myself, and pulling back. Thank God I met my wife.

Third, how serious can you talk with her? She clearly is latching on to you, hard, and you need to find out why. Don't get too concerned yet with the longer-term details, enjoy it for now.

Fourth, ask her why she drinks and parties. Try to get to know her more. Maybe she's looking for more in her life and that's why she's with you. You never know, it sounds like you could be the guy she's been looking for. Someone to put her life more on-track, even if not now, but over the years.

Lastly, always treat her like a lady, no matter what she does, including any break-up. Her roomate will notice that and it will impress upon her the type of guy you are.

 

[JustAGuy85]

Alright I change my mind. I want you to bang the roomate now.

Maybe you should find out a time when the psycho isn't home and drop by the house. Go in and ask if shes home and then turn it around and say something like, "well shit...I don't have anything else to do...wanna hang out?". Then use your newfound confidence and get her in bed.

 

[General Warcock]

haha, that might actually work.

 

[JustAGuy85]

Any news champ?

 

[titsrock]

:rofl: Dang, dude, don't have a cow.

It has nothing to do with a lack of confidence. It has to do with the fact that I've only known her less than 2 weeks and she's already getting on my nerves.

As for the roommate....she's cute and all (and I kinda like big girls to tell the truth) but it's not like I have some burning desire to get with her.

Anyhow, we're supposed to go to this bar tomorrow, I'm hoping some dude there will take her off my hands. :rofl:

Hmm. I think it didn't take very long for the old overconfidence, taking hot chicks for granted act to return:dunno:

If you don't watch it bub, it might be another 8 years before you get laid again:eek:

Let's have another update on the situation. Have you dropped the girl and begun the conquest of the roommate? What pornstar most resembles the roommate?

 

[JustAGuy85]

buddd lets get an update

 

[Facial_King]

Good story - seems honest.

If you think there's some potential for a relationship there....or if she'd just be content to fuck again and leave it at that (and you'd be ok with that) - here's hoping she calls ya.

 

[titsrock]

Yup, let's have an update of the sitch....my guess..anti hero has been out smoking cigars, smacking all the townfolk on their asses, by kiddies lollipops...basically acting like the big coq on the block, so to speak..or a presidential candidate, I suppose?

Should we take a count as to who thinks he dumped this busty hottie for a crash/burn with the roomate or is he trying to reign in his temptress?

 

[gunslingingbird]

^ I got $2 dollars on the roommate.

 

[IsobelWren]

best novel evar

 

[IsobelWren]

Re: Well ...

First off, congrats. It's always nice to lay someone you completely desire physically.

Secondly, I understand your attitude on women. When I was 20, I started to hit it myself, and pulling back. Thank God I met my wife.

Third, how serious can you talk with her? She clearly is latching on to you, hard, and you need to find out why. Don't get too concerned yet with the longer-term details, enjoy it for now.

Fourth, ask her why she drinks and parties. Try to get to know her more. Maybe she's looking for more in her life and that's why she's with you. You never know, it sounds like you could be the guy she's been looking for. Someone to put her life more on-track, even if not now, but over the years.

Lastly, always treat her like a lady, no matter what she does, including any break-up. Her roomate will notice that and it will impress upon her the type of guy you are.

Double thumbs up on this post. The man who does this is a stand up character and the news of this will spread through the girl web. We'll all know about that soon and we'll want to do this man

 

[titsrock]

^ I got $2 dollars on the roommate.

I'll see that deuce and put up my own 2spot on him staying with the original busty beauty. Something tells me this story has the "Happy Ending afterall" and he's working it with her...because, let's face it, a pair of big boobs has hypnotic effect on all of us...