I feel so dizzy

Hello mrtrebus

I think Denmark is nice. It has a shifting topology with hilly meadows, rich farmland and long beaches. The men though are known for their relaxed attitude towards nudity in public which I think is a bit uncomfortable. I have sometimes seen middle aged men change to swimming trunks on the beach right next to other visitors and thus exposed everything. The Danish men are also often obese so it's hard to sit next to them on buses and trains because they take up a lot of space and sweat a lot in the summer.

Thank you!
It does NOT have a shifting topology, that is a fallacy.
 

Ike Stain

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generally speaking, I'd recommend restaurants that serve food prepared with cabbage as the main ingredient.

I enjoy cabbage very much, both raw as in our American delicacy of Coleslaw
(which if you have not tried I do heartily recommend,) as well as stewed or
otherwise prepared in many tasty dishes and soups. The only issue is that it
can sometimes can give me gas. Do you find this is the case for you as well?

P.S.
Also, how is your health today? Did you get plenty of rest over the weekend
and make sure to take fluids? Are you still suffering from diarrhea? I was
unable to get much rest as I was very excited about our American Football
conference championships, which you may or may not know is quite a big
deal in the U.S.
 

Slaback

Banned
Hello Ike!

i enjoy cabbage very much, both raw as in our american delicacy of coleslaw
(which if you have not tried i do heartily recommend,) as well as stewed or
otherwise prepared in many tasty dishes and soups. The only issue is that it
can sometimes can give me gas. Do you find this is the case for you as well?

Yes, sometimes cabbage can give me gas as well but then I lie down in my bed and put a pillow under my lower torso so that it's elevated. This way, the gasses can separate from the feces and evacuate the normal way without discomfort. Sometimes i massage my abdomen with oil while lying down to support the gas-feces separation. Food rich in manganese, such as avocado and broccoli, can reduce the sulfuric odor from the gasses and make them pass easier.

p.s. also, how is your health today? Did you get plenty of rest over the weekend
and make sure to take fluids? Are you still suffering from diarrhea? I was
unable to get much rest as i was very excited about our american football
conference championships, which you may or may not know is quite a big
deal in the u.s.

I feel much better now, thank you! I did as you said and drank fruit juices and water. My stool was dry and solid today. I'm not dizzy anymore and went for a long walk in the town where I live. The only problem right now is that I have a burning and itching sensation between my buttocks from the frequent wiping during my diarrhea period. I have applied skin lotion and turpentine between my buttocks (after an advice from my uncle) and it will be interesting to see if it helps.

Thank you!
 

Ike Stain

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I have applied skin lotion and turpentine between my buttocks (after an advice from my uncle) and it will be interesting to see if it helps.

I have heard that turpentine also works very well to prevent STDs and is a good treatment for genital (and anal) warts, as well as other various types of lesions.

I will be very interested to find out if it solves your current complaint.
 

Ike Stain

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P.S.
That is great news about your solid stools! :)
 
Hello Ike!



Yes, sometimes cabbage can give me gas as well but then I lie down in my bed and put a pillow under my lower torso so that it's elevated. This way, the gasses can separate from the feces and evacuate the normal way without discomfort. Sometimes i massage my abdomen with oil while lying down to support the gas-feces separation. Food rich in manganese, such as avocado and broccoli, can reduce the sulfuric odor from the gasses and make them pass easier.



I feel much better now, thank you! I did as you said and drank fruit juices and water. My stool was dry and solid today. I'm not dizzy anymore and went for a long walk in the town where I live. The only problem right now is that I have a burning and itching sensation between my buttocks from the frequent wiping during my diarrhea period. I have applied skin lotion and turpentine between my buttocks (after an advice from my uncle) and it will be interesting to see if it helps.

Thank you!
You were amusing to start with. Not any more. Not any more.
 

Slaback

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You were amusing to start with. Not any more. Not any more.

Hello mrtrebus!

Thank you for your answer.

Yes, I'm a bit worried about viruses and trojans and other dangerous software threats. Since I've borrowed the computer, I don't want it to become infected. I have an anti-virus package installed and have scheduled it to run at 12:15 every day because that's when I eat lunch (unless I have swimming lessons because then I'll eat at 12:45). Did that answer your question?

If I install an anti-virus program in my stomach, maybe I wont get diarrhea again! :1orglaugh

I'm also a bit worried about leaving traces of my surfing habits on the computer since I've borrowed it from my uncle. I don't want him to find out that I'm visiting homepages with erotic content. I've mentioned this in my other thread as well. I have turned off "cookies" in the browser (Internet Explorer 6.0) and I don't open the pictures but just look at the thumbnails in the galleries I visit. Is it safe to open the pictures so that they display in a larger format than the thumbnails? The monitor is is a bit grainy so I exhaust my eyes when I look at just the thumbnails.

Do you live near Southampton? As I've told you before, I may be visiting a relative in Southampton for a couple of weeks to help him in his shop. If you live near Southampton, maybe we could meet so that you can teach me safe and anonymous surfing techniques?

Thank you!
 

Ike Stain

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I have an anti-virus package installed and have scheduled it to run at 12:15 every day because that's when I eat lunch (unless I have swimming lessons because then I'll eat at 12:45). Did that answer your question?

I hope you are swimming before as opposed to after lunch, as deadly cramps can occur while swimming on a full stomach. (Unless you are a fish or aquatic mammal or amphibian! :1orglaugh)


If I install an anti-virus program in my stomach, maybe I wont get diarrhea again!

I have read that turpentine can also act as an effective tonic against diarrhea.


I'm also a bit worried about leaving traces of my surfing habits on the computer since I've borrowed it from my uncle. I don't want him to find out that I'm visiting homepages with erotic content.

Mrtrebus probably knows better than me (one can only imagine what kind of content he is viewing with such an avatar,) but you should be able to clear your cache and history.

The one thing I would caution you to be very careful of is accidentally ejaculating on the computer itself. Even if you are able to wipe it quickly, human ejaculate is prone to streaking, and such evidence may give you away!
 
Violent Diarrhea is no laughing matter. Best thing to do is put Vaseline all over your butt hole that way it doesn't burn on the way out with the acids & all, and it wipes clean easier, with less irritation. Drink plenty of juices and Electrolytes like Gatorade or pedialyte.
With Great Diarrhea comes great dehydration :D
 

Slaback

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Dear all,

I reported a month ago about a bus stop outside where I live which had been vandalized. I have some interesting updates to bring forward in this thread.

1. The bus stop has been restored to its original status. Two workers from the municipality have removed the graffiti, repaired the bench and replaced the trash can completely. Instead of a trash can with a lid, the workers installed a trash can with an opening which in permanently open but with a clever design which prevents birds from accessing the trash. I prefer the permanently open type of trash can.

2. A police officer and a social worker have visited the local high school to talk about vandalism and how costly it is for society and how it affects people in a negative way. They reported this in the local newspaper today. It said that they were hopeful and that they had a good dialog with the pupils. They have a slogan in the town I live in now: "Keep [my town] beautiful, it belongs to YOU and ME!". I think it's a good slogan and I hope that we don't get more vandalism now.

I've completely recovered from my dizziness and watery stool now. I feel great and I'm making great progress in my swimming lessons. I've decided that when I get a job (I'm unemployed right now), I'll visit a prostitute.

Best regards,

Slaback.
 

Ike Stain

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Good news about the bus stop, and the watery stools!
 
I feel so dizzy today.

I was cleaning my apartment and I had to sit down for a couple of minutes. As I mentioned in my other thread, Ive been sick for a couple of days so that's probably the reason for my dizziness. I had diarrhea and lost massive amounts of water so I'm drinking a lot of water to regain a healthy water balance.

I'm also a bit sad because the bus stop where I live has been vandalized. The lid to the trash can is missing and there are burn marks on the bench. On one of the walls, they have sprayed "Iron Maiden" so I guess it's young people who have done this (if it now was the people who sprayed who also ruined the trash can and the bench). Since the lid to the trash can is missing, the birds are now also pulling out trash on the ground so it looks very messy and dirty as well.

I don't understand why people do like this. In the end, we ALL have to pay to have it repaired through our taxes and perhaps higher bus fees. :(

I'll watch a BBC documentary called "Life in the Undergrowth" by David Attenborough this evening after supper. It's about insects and spiders that live in the bushes and on the ground. I'm especially interested in ants so it will be exciting to see how they build nests and collect food.

Thank you!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:facepalm:
 
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