I disown Britain.

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
To give credit where it's due, you guys pretty much specialized in hot-as-fuck countries.

When I was at Ft. Gordon (Augusta, GA) 4 inches of snow shut down society.

And as I posted not too long ago, here in Las Vegas (and also Ft. Bliss, El Paso, TX), a little bit of rain is a full-blown calamity.

Have a crumpet and cheer up, ya limey prick. :hatsoff:
Two thirds of the world.
Speaks for itself.
I'm not allowed crumpet.
Wife says I must diet.
I woke up, had breakfast, ate nothing, went to work, ate nothing at work, came home and she tells me off for eating. What the fuck? That's breakfast and ONE meal! :mad:
We've just got too used to driving everywhere, and driving in snow (or worse snow that has turned to slush and then frozen), is dangerous without the proper equipment such as snow chains.
We just don't get enough snow to be well prepared for it, but when there is a reasonable covering it is too much.
Stop making excuses like the other pussies. Man up and get through the snow. I did when I went to adn from work today.
But my local shops sold out of crumpets .... I've had to have tea cakes instead!
Then get in the kitchen and make crumpets!
:crybaby: You Londoners :crybaby:
I aint no fucking Londoner! :nono:
You ARE a tea cake.:yummie:
Actually, she's a crumpet.
Tea cake? I thought we called them teabags. :confused: :dunno:
No, we call her a crumpet, teabagging is something we want her to do to us.
Dontcha know - as soon as a few snow flakes descend on dear ol' Blighty, we go into Snowmageddon mode.
Yesterday the BBC scrapped an episode of "Question of Sport" just to show a half hour report on the white stuff....:D
Well at least something good came of the snow then.
You'll end up on the FreeOnes naughty step!
Hmmmmmmmm...
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Am I the one getting confused or VV? :confusedcow:

Red, I don't know if you have done this yet, but perhaps a strapon with a pair being dipped into a dude's mouth is what this is all about. Snap a few and see what the reaction is. Couldn't hurt.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Red, I don't know if you have done this yet, but perhaps a strapon with a pair being dipped into a dude's mouth is what this is all about. Snap a few and see what the reaction is. Couldn't hurt.

I don't know...I could handle her dropping those lips into my mouth...who says a chick can't do the bagging, if she's equipped with a meaty enough pair of pussy lips. At least when she's done, she would be polite enough to offer you a cup of tea!
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
You want her to put her nutsack on your face? Maybe you and M12 should hang out.
Uhmmm... re-read my post.
Am I the one getting confused or VV? :confusedcow:
Don't worry, I'm happy to pay you a visit and clear things up for you ;)
No, we call her a crumpet, teabagging is something we want her to do to us.
Read this post carefully folks; we want her to teabag us; we want her to suck on our teabags.
Now if we wanted to teabag her, wouldn't she have to have some teabags to suck on?

BTW, I hope you don't find this rude, dear girl, talking about you like this.
 
1. tea bagging

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude


2. tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
1. tea bagging

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude


2. tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Source?
 
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