I bought a mother today!

[Patrick_S]

I didn´t buy a mother, but i listened to mother today.

 

[Petra]

Cool! Ya gotta love that tax free income any way you can get it! :thumbsup: :rofl2: :baconsalt:


How do you, the amateur bootlegger extract the juices from apples, do you have a centrifuge or some kind of press contraption... or, do you get all of your buddies together and have an apple stomping fest? Which is it, Mr. T?

I think You Might be able to get the juice from an apple press. At least that's how I remember my mom "trying" to make apple juice. Only issue was it kind of fermented and she got about 8 of us kids (5 or 6) drunk at the time. ;-)

If you start doing cidars (hard cidar in the US), give me your address and Anders and I will come give our professional opinions about your product.

 

[Facetious]

[... I was gonna give my buddies a bottle of green Apple wine that tasted like jolly ranchers...]

With wine like this, who needs cider? :yummie:

 

[Facetious]

Next time I pass by a trailer park in the inbred regions of the south ...}

Have a massacre fest why dontcha?!!!
How dare you discriminate against the trailer living inbred!

Bigot!... BIGOT I Say!

:surprise:

 

[dirtylittleholly]

She's hot. I'd totally do her. :spin: