This aint the movies, she'll probably spray him with mace then kick him the the balls and break his glasses, the new ones she just gave him. He won't even be able to see her coming.
i am thinking about breaking my glasses on purpose...
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This aint the movies, she'll probably spray him with mace then kick him the the balls and break his glasses, the new ones she just gave him. He won't even be able to see her coming.
PirateKing
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Can't a man dream? :crying:
This why trying to tell a person how to play the stock market, play poker or even how to come on to chicks doesn't work. Because simply arming yourself with a to-do list written by someone else won't give you the instincts to understand how or what you're ultimately trying to accomplish.In other words, never mind.
Are you sure? I thought you were trying to practice your fallhellian.
Supafly
Retired Mod
Or be artsy and take a drawing block and some coal pens. That works magic, almost like working that singer songwriter routine
Can't loose, unless you suck at that
GodsEmbryo
Closed Account
Breaking your glasses for the twentieth time or not, or finding excuse number 201 just to get to her shop ... There comes a point where you will just have to ask her dude
ChuckFaze
Closed Account
:rofl2: Good one, Brodkill!
Anyway, as to once you're there?
You mentioned that her jewelry and her hair are what attract you to her.
You could make some sincere compliment on how one or both of those look on her.
I remember some years back that I had told my youngest sister that one of the ladies at the Apartment Leasing Office had just up and gone in reference to my shirt, "That color looks very good on you." My sister was like, "She was so totally hitting on you, flirting with you."
So, you can similarly compliment the stunning MILF on her jewelry and / or her hair, Brodkill. :thumbsup:
Be a real man and just go talk to her.
:dito:
PirateKing
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If you fail then just sleep with a prostitute that looks like her.
if only i could find one that looked like her
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John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Don't break them. The frames are so expensive. Instead go back into the store and get some of those anti-static cloths (to wipe away dirt/fingerprints off the lenses) and some eyeglass cleaner. They sell the cleaner in a spray pump.
Who cares about pictures? Yeah, they would be nice.
... But TALK to her and get her phone number!! ...
freshly divorced woman are the best, a lot of the time they want to have revenge sex to make there ex husband mad
exactly. patients. who knows, right? besides, from my experiance there's 7 billion people on the planet, half of whom are women. there are bound to be more hot glasses milfs out there to be had, chin up!!
