i am thinking about breaking my glasses on purpose...

[brodkill]

Everything I guess, if she doesn't talk back much or isn't smiling she may not be interested or already be with someone. I tend to assume the hottest women have already been snapped up although sometimes it's the opposite as most men also assume they are already taken so don't bother approaching them. Start talking about foreign affairs like the earthquake or something :dunno:

if only i could compliment her, that be a good way to start

 

[brodkill]

Semen works well too, but she might notice the dried film (usually sperm is better in an office scenario on pens and keyboards.)

No, the ball musk is definitely the way to go with glasses.

The other thing you can try is when she comes back out the back of the store, let her catch you masturbating. More than likely she'll call the cops

 

[Hot Mega]

thats hilarious, but i like how you think

now, could you continue that as if i went back into the glasses store and asked for her phone number?

Ask for her phone number?? (No wonder...) Brodkill asking for a chick's phone number nowadays is a little passe. Nowadays you create a circumstance that would cause her to have a reason to give you a way to contact her.

Be clever. I think I know what I would say...assuming you've already broken the damned things.

 

[brodkill]

Ask for her phone number?? (No wonder...) Brodkill asking for a chick's phone number nowadays is a little passe. Nowadays you create a circumstance that would cause her to have a reason to give you a way to contact her.

Be clever. I think I know what I would say...assuming you've already broken the damned things.

too bad she doesnt have business cards yet... that would be a simple way to get her phone number

 

[Ulysses31]

too bad she doesnt have business cards yet... that would be a simple way to get her phone number

Here's how you get her number

 

[PirateKing]

1. Wait outside the glasses shop and until she gets off, then follow her home. You now know her address.
2. Walk a dog back around her block until she comes out of her house and then you can conveniently "bump" into her. If you don't have a dog then kidnap one.
3. Ask her if she would like to go out on a date. If she says no because she's married or isn't into you then keeping repeating #2 until she agrees.
4. Get her in the sack, never call her again.

 

[Ike Stain]

Love is always a risk.

1. Wait outside the glasses shop and until she gets off, then follow her home. You now know her address.
2. Walk a dog back around her block until she comes out of her house and then you can conveniently "bump" into her. If you don't have a dog then kidnap one.
3. Ask her if she would like to go out on a date. If she says no because she's married or isn't into you keep repeating #2.
4. Get her in the sack, never call her again.

^^^This^^^

 

[brodkill]

Here's how you get her number

i dont think she gave him her nuumber because he put a gun to her head, it was because he had a pacifier in his hair

Love is always a risk.

you make life seem like it is one giant porn movie

 

[Hot Mega]

too bad she doesnt have business cards yet... that would be a simple way to get her phone number

What's the difference from asking for a biz card or asking for her phone number without a reason for her to give it to you?

Just be square jawed and somewhat frank then tell her a part of you believes you broke your glasses on purpose because you like going there to see her.

Then just ask her if it's in her plans to go out to dinner with you some time in life. Discourage her from answering right away and ask if you could call her about it some time.

Allot of making conversation like that sound convincing enough to get a positive response is saying it with some degree of firmness and confidence. Look her straight in the eyes and don't flinch (If you can see her clearly without your glasses).

 

[brodkill]

What's the difference from asking for a biz card or asking for her phone number without a reason for her to give it to you?

Just be square jawed and somewhat frank then tell her a part of you believes you broke your glasses on purpose because you like going there to see her.

Then just ask her if it's in her plans to go out to dinner with you some time in life. Discourage her from answering right away and ask if you could call her about it some time.

Allot of making conversation like that sound convincing enough to get a positive response is saying it with some degree of firmness and confidence. Look her straight in the eyes and don't flinch (If you can see her clearly without your glasses).

so if i ask her out for drinks, i should ask her is i should call her about it, before she answers

maybe i will tell her that i will call her tonight about it, and she will be forced to give me her number

i caan see ok without my glasses on, but i could just put on my old pair of glasses because they have the same oprescription

 

[Member442]

Can't you just go in and say they aren't fitting on your face right and have them adjust them. It's something that happens when you wear glasses, I drove a friend back like 8 times before they were perfect for her. I think the hot guy might have had something to do with her wanting to go back and all to do with me actually taking her.

 

[brodkill]

Can't you just go in and say they aren't fitting on your face right and have them adjust them. It's something that happens when you wear glasses, I drove a friend back like 8 times before they were perfect for her. I think the hot guy might have had something to do with her wanting to go back and all to do with me actually taking her.

i cant start off a relationship with a lie

you'd drive me to the glasses store, right?

 

[Member442]

I agree lying is bad but do they fit perfect?? If not then it's not a lie. Do the glasses slide a bit when you have had them on for a while? are they a bit tight maybe?

Of course I'd like to see another hot MILF anyday.

 

[PirateKing]

i cant start off a relationship with a lie

you'd drive me to the glasses store, right?

There are detrimental lies and there are white lies. Don't let your conscience nag you about trivial things like that.

 

[brodkill]

There are detrimental lies and there are white lies. Don't let your conscience nag you about trivial things like that.

detrimental lie?

 

[PirateKing]

detrimental lie?

det·ri·men·tal/ˌdetrəˈmentl/
Adjective: Tending to cause harm.

 

[brodkill]

det·ri·men·tal/ˌdetrəˈmentl/
Adjective: Tending to cause harm.

i do dont want to cause harm

maybe i will just walk in and tell her i want to fuck her, and see where that takes me

 

[Ulysses31]

maybe i will just walk in and tell her i want to fuck her, and see where that takes me

Either jail as a registered sex offender of hospital with a snapped penis and twisted balls

 

[PirateKing]

Either jail as a registered sex offender of hospital with a snapped penis and twisted balls

You never know Ulysses. There is always that rare chance that she will set up a time and place.

 

[brodkill]

You never know Ulysses. There is always that rare Chance that she will set up a time and place.

at least i will have a better Chance of having sex if i go to jail, not that i'd want to, but forceful sex is better than no sex