I am running for president in 2012

[rwill25]

maybe you should have bolded the word hypothetically in my post and you would understand the point better.

Dude, I'm just playing with you! Plus, this entire thread is hypothetical!

 

[milton waddams]

this entire thread is hypothetical!

you won't be saying that when i'm banging the head of the Pornland Security Department in the Oval Office.

 

[Marlo Manson]

It figures.. a couple of the biggest moronic ass clowns trolling the FO's message boards now a days announce they are running for president! :eek:

Why does it not surprise me its these two :coneheads) teaming up to make this dumbass thread!? :yesyes::rofl2:

 

[milton waddams]

I fuckin knew it.. a couple of the biggest moronic ass clowns trolling the FO's message boards now a days announce they are running for president! :eek:

Why does it not surprise me its these two :coneheads) teaming up to make this a long dumb and simple minded thread!? :yesyes::rofl2:

i guess i won't be getting your vote. just for that, i'm going to make a special executive order that legalizes human pooping in public so we don't walk around like a walking contradiction allowing dogs to do it when people can't. i know you'll love that one.

 

[Marlo Manson]

i guess i won't be getting your vote. just for that, i'm going to make a special executive order that legalizes human pooping in public so we don't walk around like a walking contradiction allowing dogs to do it when people can't. i know you'll love that one.

I might vote for ya! it depends how much you humor me! god knows bush didn't do shit.. I prolly would have voted for you in 04! :rofl2:

 

[calpoon]

I'm running as well. I'm not sure I can let you run. Not that I'm worried you would beat me. :tongue:

what is your ten point plan?

right now I'm planning on voting for waddams.

He might be a crazy asshole, but I'll be too high on peyote to give a shit about anything.

 

[meesterperfect]

I would like to announce my decision to run for president of the U.S. in the 2012 election. I will be running as an independent candidate and am currently searching for a running mate. Here is my initial 10 Point Program for Change. It's change you can believe in! Yes we can! Waddams in 2012!

1. Direct election of Supreme Court justices.
2. Outlaw parents hitting children.
3. Legalize public nudity.
4. 13th grade added to high school.
5. Federal standard for statutory rape laws.
6. Subsidize organic food.
7. Legalize postmortem cannibalism.
8. Constitutional amendment to abolish underwear.
9. Return lands wrongfully taken from Native Americans.
10. Legalize peyote.

You had me at "hello".

 

[Barack Obama]

Please dont ever reproduce

kthanxbie

 

[Will E Worm]

what is your ten point plan?

right now I'm planning on voting for waddams.

He might be a crazy asshole, but I'll be too high on peyote to give a shit about anything.

I'd legalize just about every drug.

The Federal Reserve would be gone and our money would be backed by gold and silver, like it is supposed to be.

Income tax would be voluntary.

The border would be sealed until the illegal immigrant problem is solved.
I'd also expand the border patrols. So, more jobs.

The police would be demilitarized.

Our seat in the UN would be vacant.

Almost all of our troops would be brought home and most of our bases around the world would be closed.

The legal driving age would be eighteen and I'd add a two year driving class to all schools.

Car insurance would be gone or voluntary. You would call the police and they would write down all the information from both parties involved to insure the driver responsible pays for the damage.

That's all for now. :hatsoff:

 

[calpoon]

Ok, i'm changing my vote.

 

[Marlo Manson]

Please dont ever reproduce

kthanxbie

:wtf: Mr. President? You know you can't be posting on the FREEONES messageboards anymore! :nono:

Your the President of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA! are you tryin to get IMPEACHED? :eek::rofl2:

 

[calpoon]

I liked him better when he was vladmir putin.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

I liked him better when he was vladmir putin.

ok now i know what you mean i wonder why he change?

 

[assholebythedoor]

I'd legalize just about every drug.

The Federal Reserve would be gone and our money would be backed by gold and silver, like it is supposed to be.

Income tax would be voluntary.

The border would be sealed until the illegal immigrant problem is solved.
I'd also expand the border patrols. So, more jobs.

The police would be demilitarized.

Our seat in the UN would be vacant.

Almost all of our troops would be brought home and most of our bases around the world would be closed.





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The legal driving age would be eighteen and I'd add a two year driving class to all schools.

Car insurance would be gone or voluntary. You would call the police and they would write down all the information from both parties involved to insure the driver responsible pays for the damage.

That's all for now. :hatsoff:

I'd have to vote for Willie E for freeones Fairy Presidet elect. He has more of an understanding on what needs to be done for the upcoming years. Hes not just carrying on a traditions its moritlization. Iam just wondering who they are going to swear him in on.

 

[pikachar]

9 out of 10 is bad when it's against you. Also, 99.99999% would be 9.999999 out 10 that would be against you.

Chef, thank god you don't have to know or use math as a President.... :hatsoff:

 

[acker75]

Goodluck!!:glugglug:

 

[BlueBalls]

Fuck it, if everyones doing it, I might as well to.

I'm sure I'll have some free time in 2012, it should come around just after I make my third suicide attempt. No I wont be killing myself its just a cry for attention, again. But what a great way to get attention than to run for office.

Yeeeehaaaaa!!! I mean come on, everyone would love to have a beer with me I'm just a likeable kind of fella....



But dont worry ladies and gents of the US, my first order of business would be to shoot myself in the head live on national television inside the Oval Office, I dont really want the job I was just following the crowd and now that I won (and I will win baby!!!) there isnt much else to do :dunno:. At least then I'll go out knowing I died on my terms and Will E Worm hadnt assassinated me yet. Milton if you win a few words of advice 'watch out'

I'm only joking

Well then, I guess it starts here;

Vote for Me.....

BlueBalls

A change you can believe in


But who knows, I might just like it when I get there and stick around for a while. Sell the US to China, allow The Illuminati to carryout its master 'One World Government' plan and just sit back and be the pawn in the banking elites game.

Ahhhhh that sounds good.





So, can I count on you in 2012?

 

[RealMenSwallow]

I'd like to believe there will be a 2012, but I cannot fathom that concept with today's current outlook. We are headed toward a dictatorship my fellow freeoners, and it's not looking good for any of us. Obama has reached cult status. He's a hero to many. The only way someone will top that will have to be a dictator. Someone who says all the right things at all the right times, but does none of it. We shall all suffer grave consequences in the coming years my fellow citizens. Watch out for yourself and your loved ones we're headed to dark times.

If I had to vote it'd be BlueBalls...

 

[BlueBalls]

If I had to vote it'd be BlueBalls...

Glad to have you aboard sir

 

[Baill Inneraora]

What happened to the Blueballs for Senate campaign?