How would you spend an afternoon with me?

[senob44]

Can we do a threesome?

Sure, no problem. Bodie and I will be there within the hour.

Well, since she didn't request any cunning linguists ....I guess I'm all yours.

Could you not wear the clown suit tonight, though? It's starting to freak me out.

Ok, no big deal. I had another costume in mind anyway:

 

[bodie54]

Rotfl!

 

[clogselfe]

Spank you, fuck you, buy you a kitten!

 

[Fresno]

Besides buying you the Kitten, I would like to talk with you and become better friends!

 

[WheresDave]

What is your knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System like?

 

[dick van cock]

First, I'd buy you a kitten. When we get to my place, I'll tie you to the bedposts and dump a turd on your belly. Then I go in the kitchen to deep-fry the kitty and feed it to you.

{because I actually like you, I remove the kitty's hair before stuffing it down your throat}

 

[Marlo Manson]

Sorry sputty I think You Misunderstood my post because I didn't mention any of the choices you had in the poll the first time I posted; I should have known you were sexy; and that you had sexy feet; you know thats my fatal attraction!! thats why I glorified the chance of spending the afternoon with you the way that I did; I also indicated that I would do whatever it took to make/keep you happy; because I chose all of the above in the poll; I just wanted you to know I am not shallow enough to think about just what I wanted from you from what the choice's in the poll were; I was giving you the opportunity to enjoy all that you wanted and all that I offered; so if you wanted we would cover all the choice's in the poll and my hypothetical afternoon with you that I wrote about.. except I wouldn't spit on you!! maybe on your feet if you wanted me too.. but no where else; I would never disrespect my girl or any girl like that.. and I wouldn't choke you unless you asked me too!! the rest of the choice's I was hoping would happen but I wasn't trying to be greedy.. so consider my dream afternoon and all the above.. I would certainly :bowdown: for you.. I would take care of your every need.. I said I wished a girl would realize how far I would go to prove my love; commitment; if she gave me the chance to show what I have to offer!! I didn't want you to think I was only thinking of myself by picking only from the poll.. :nanner::yummie::nannerf1:

 

[SirMoethe1st]

Whatever costs less.

 

[poopdood]

<--- the avatar explains it.

this is assuming when you ask this question there will be no saying

ID BLOW IT ON YOUR FACE

=D

 

[tartanterrier]

Typing messages via freeones

 

[drdeath67]

*sighs* If only you knew what I wanted to do to you....

 

[BlueBalls]

As much of the above list as possible, Im only one man you know.......

 

[Bigoldowls]

I'd plump for 'buying you a Kitten'.

 

[dave_rhino]

What's a librarian?

Sounds like something good to spit on.

 

[plucap]

I'd do what Eric Cartman would: "get a boner, slap your titties some and then stick inside you and pee"

Nah but I'd probably do all on the list except buy you a kitten and choke you. I'm not really into assfucking either.

 

[Perilypos]

I would probably tire you to death... Not that I would like to - just because it is probably all I am able to do, being an extremely tiresome and boring person...

 

[calpoon]

Who says that chivalry is dead?

I'd take you to a joust and then not let you vote.

 

[hiropro]

Hire you as a prim librarian first,then do whatever i wanted to you..

 

[hothannah]

All of the above and soooooo much more baby.

Break out the toys and the strap-on.

And whoever put lesbian rape in the tags, I'll have a bit of that too.

 

[AndyHunter]

I would spend the afternoon watching your fine ass clean my car.