How would you spend an afternoon with me?

[Devout Pornist]

I would buy you a Kitten

 

[Facial_King]

I'm operating under several assumptions:

- my current partner wouldn't mind
- you are hot
- you are remotely interesting to me (deeper than a shallow puddle and not a Bush fan or right-winger; I think both of these apply to you, if I remember right from other threads)
- you're game

 

[ZaphodB]

Dunno, do you like pussy? 'cause that kitten seems nice.

 

[sputnikgirl]

Damn, I've got some competition from senob. I might have to tie him up and put him in my closet (since I have no basement). Some people need to be coerced into making the right decision...

 

[meesterperfect]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHh SPUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mongo18]

I'd only buy you a pussy if we could share it, just watching you play with it would be too frustrating.

 

[AndyHunter]

I suppose I could bum you...

 

[BigSwede]

I´m shy.
Can I buy you a coffee first?:o

 

[senob44]

Damn, I've got some competition from senob. I might have to tie him up and put him in my closet (since I have no basement). Some people need to be coerced into making the right decision...

Hey, hey! You said nothing in this thread about any foreplay!

Nah, but I would let you tie me up and put me in your closet as long as you eventually come and get me. Then I'll do the same to you!

 

[sputnikgirl]

By the way, to the people who put gonorrhea and herpes as tags, I have never had (and don't plan on contracting) an STD.

 

[senob44]

By the way, to the people who put gonorrhea and herpes as tags, I have never had (and don't plan on contracting) an STD.

I didn't even see that. That's not right. We've got to get that removed.

 

[icerfan]

Of course I chose "all of the above" ... but now that I think about it, hiring you as a librarian sounds most appealing.

 

[Mikey 6]

I'd buy you a kitten, then proceed to spank you.

 

[squallumz]

oh sputty, i love you so much.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Could we just settle for playing marbles and having a cup of tea?

 

[calpoon]

I didn't even see that. That's not right. We've got to get that removed.

there is no cure for herpes.

 

[sputnikgirl]

that was the only good part about working at a college pharmacy - i got to see who had herpes and who didn't...for the record, I don't have herpes

 

[georges]

I haven't voted in the poll and here is my reply. I will either invite you to see a good movie at the cinema and/or go with you do some shopping in the best shops like saks, eddie bauer, bloomingales, etc. After that I will invite you in some museums or in six flags park theme where we both will have amazing fun. For thanking you of having taken your time to know me, I will offer you a nice diner at the candles in one of the best restaurants.

 

[coolbeers]

Id buy you a puppy so I could be different, and I dont like cats

 

[tubuler]

I voted to spank you, choke you, spit on you, and fuck you(no holes barred). Because that's what nice girls like right?:dunno: