How to tell if your junk is too small...once and for all

what a thread :D :laugh:
 
This one's going in the next poll as well...
 
god you guys are dumb.
 
I got really horny the other night and I remembered this thread. I said to myself, "Hey how about fucking some toilet paper rolls tonight?" I looked down out my junk and my junk said, "right on! I aint too small!".
 
In-4-mant said:
Take an empty toilet paper roll. If your junk fits, but with great difficulty...congratulations you ******. stop worrying about it now.

I may be scared for life. I recently had to change my toilet paper roll and as i was taking it off, i was reminded of this thread. You guys are some sick bastards :rofl: just for the record, i would have destroyed it :banana:
 
I think I'll make a nice fire tonight maybe a little bubble bath and curl up to this really attractive toilet paper roll my junk's been throbbing for the last few days.
 
Although my stem would fit snug, my helmet is impossible to pull it over.
Yeah, I'm seriously the type that is worst build for anal (we've tried, for years now).
 
Is this for real? Did anyone think of asking the ladies here what they think of this bs? I had a girl once tell me its not the length that really matter but the girth or width or whathaveyou

what-ever

:1orglaugh
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Damn - this thread simply refuses to die.................!

:1orglaugh
 
In-4-mant said:
get the hell off my thread. all of you

Well no one was posting in it and we thought it needed a new topic to get them to start posting for you.(our help goes unwanted again:D )
 
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