How to tell if your junk is too small...once and for all

[In-4-mant]

Take an empty toilet paper roll. If your junk fits, but with great difficulty...congratulations you passed. stop worrying about it now.

 

[Dixie Normus]

Thanks...I think. When I get done fucking all the empty toilet paper rolls in the house I'll go after the paper towels!

 

[D-rock]

Thanks...I think. When I get done fucking all the empty toilet paper rolls in the house I'll go after the paper towels!

:rofl: That's good Dixie, funny stuff.

What is after paper towels the plumbing in the house?

 

[Chewy]

Watch out for the cardboard cuts! :eek:

 

[member2686]

Man. I thought I had read it all... But then again, where am I reading this? FreeOnes! lmao :tongue:

If your "junk" (nice ghettoism, btw) does NOT exceed the length of a toilet paper roll, you've got a problem. :eek: It's called teeny weeny-ism. lol Consult a doctor forthwith.

 

[om3ga]

Um - what if your "junk" gets stuck in the toilet roll?

 

[member2686]

Then you're an idiot for having tried it in the first place!!! :rofl2:

Um - what if your "junk" gets stuck in the toilet roll?

 

[jod0565]

Tunsty to the rescue...

 

[D-rock]

At least clean up is going to be quick and convenient. :1orglaugh

 

[member2686]

This thread has Memorex written all over it, or Masamune! LOL!

Tunsty to the rescue...

 

[agggelos21]

Tunsty to the rescue...

:rofl: :rofl:
another choise for tunsty's polls!!!!!

 

[icerfan]

Is this thread for real? :rofl2:

 

[LordVader66]

This is just too funny..I think I have read it all now

 

[Ludovico]

I always thought your junk was in your trunk lol

 

[juballs]

my junks in my attic.... spiders live there

 

[Tgunz262]

Junk is the stuff you throw away,
Stuff is the junk you keep.

 

[member2686]

Unless it's worth anything or if you don't use it, it's all crap, irrespective of the word you use to describe it! LOL!

Junk is the stuff you throw away,
Stuff is the junk you keep.

 

[SacramentLoG]

I thought I have read everything, but guess not.

 

[om3ga]

I suppose you use a kitchen roll, if your "junk" is too long.....lol

:rofl:

 

[member20672]

Science and fancy tools don't compare to toilet rolls, when checking size