For oral, vaginal, or anal insertion. Buy the phallic style produce. Examples: Bananas, zucchini, cucumber, or squash.
For inserting either penis or strap on dildo. Buy squish round style produce. Examples: Tomatoes, carve little hole and insert penis, begin pumping. Oranges, lemons for the kinky, kiwi for the hairy bush lovers, pineapples for the exotic lovers.
Trust me! I never done this! Therefore, I am sure, it will work. Maybe. I mean... sure there are a lot of women going around in a grocery store. But who needs them? When you can buy fresh produce...
And have sex with it!
Women. Pfffft! Go bang a dildo! Us men have produce to sex up.
Post your produce sex tips in this thread here!!! Maximum satisfaction will be obtained! And we will love our produce until the day we die!!!!!
For inserting either penis or strap on dildo. Buy squish round style produce. Examples: Tomatoes, carve little hole and insert penis, begin pumping. Oranges, lemons for the kinky, kiwi for the hairy bush lovers, pineapples for the exotic lovers.
Trust me! I never done this! Therefore, I am sure, it will work. Maybe. I mean... sure there are a lot of women going around in a grocery store. But who needs them? When you can buy fresh produce...
And have sex with it!
Women. Pfffft! Go bang a dildo! Us men have produce to sex up.
Post your produce sex tips in this thread here!!! Maximum satisfaction will be obtained! And we will love our produce until the day we die!!!!!
