How to masturbate with a banana

[Legzman]

how did you come up with this? Whats wrong with your hands? Getting boring? Switch to the other one!

 

[dicklingamdeepayoni]

Wow.
Ok, here's an idea: Come to Phoenix Arizona, be polite, well-groomed (i.e. shower first!), sign a model release, show you're of age, then fuck me instead.
You'll go home with the satisfaction of having made a contribution to society (my website members will enjoy the video) and not the self-loathing feeling knowing that you're so hard up you need to visit the local produce section of the supermarket in order to get off...
I'm pretty sure my pussy feels better than a hollowed-out banana, and it certainly smells better too!
My question - or, rather, a hope: you don't SAVE the 'used' banana skins, do you?

Dear Allana,

The International Society of Banana Savers wants to Honor U wid A Global Peace Prize for The length you're willing to go to save innocent bananas from being raped by peverts across America and wherever they are being misused as alternative sex receptors.

Shud you consent to accept this honor we shall be honored no doubt and even start a reality show-"Going Bananas With Alanna Thomas-The Nympho!!!" The winners shall get the pleasure to Banana Ur Cherry Live and The sales of the DVD's shall be shared wid you.

If interested I can come to Arizona and be rest assured I shall be well groomed and polite. will gladly sign ur model release with my Parker show you my Dick's age and then FUCk you shamelessy before making you my offer which I'm sure you shall find impossible to refuse.

Wanna Play It Ur Way Durling?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

And to think of all the starving children all over the world that would give up everything they had for a bite of fresh banana, and this loser is buying them to jizz in. Despicable.

 

[alexpnz]

Dear Allana,

The International Society of Banana Savers wants to Honor U wid A Global Peace Prize for The length you're willing to go to save innocent bananas from being raped by peverts across America and wherever they are being misused as alternative sex receptors.

Shud you consent to accept this honor we shall be honored no doubt and even start a reality show-"Going Bananas With Alanna Thomas-The Nympho!!!" The winners shall get the pleasure to Banana Ur Cherry Live and The sales of the DVD's shall be shared wid you.

If interested I can come to Arizona and be rest assured I shall be well groomed and polite. will gladly sign ur model release with my Parker show you my Dick's age and then FUCk you shamelessy before making you my offer which I'm sure you shall find impossible to refuse.

Wanna Play It Ur Way Durling?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

of all the threads to be brought back, it was this one.....mr. dickwhatever who brought this back, what the fuck were you searching for to find this?

 

[grower_boy]

I'm speechless. :1orglaugh I really am.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I love lamp.

 

[dicklingamdeepayoni]

of all the threads to be brought back, it was this one.....mr. dickwhatever who brought this back, what the fuck were you searching for to find this?

The name is Dick Lingam and my better half is Deepa Yoni. So for the record it was not just me but Us who were together searching for fruits and other organic foods to go down on and give head and that is how this thread was rediscovered and brought back..Conventional Fucking is so tedious and boring so search for alternative means is a quest that we constantly pursue for mutual pleasures.

Seeing Allana's hard to resist offer to save the bananas is what brought us to revive this thread...Hope Ur no longer confused and know what the fuck we were exactly looking for..Q.E.D.!!!

 

[Straight Shooter]

No no no. A grapefruit is a much better option. Simply cut a hole into a grapefruit and insert into the microwave for one minute. Take it out of the microwave and enjoy.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

The name is Dick Lingam and my better half is Deepa Yoni. So for the record it was not just me but Us who were together searching for fruits and other organic foods to go down on and give head and that is how this thread was rediscovered and brought back..Conventional Fucking is so tedious and boring so search for alternative means is a quest that we constantly pursue for mutual pleasures.

Seeing Allana's hard to resist offer to save the bananas is what brought us to revive this thread...Hope Ur no longer confused and know what the fuck we were exactly looking for..Q.E.D.!!!

nice response. carry on sir...i'll stick with my "conventional" fucking but that's me...have fun :nanner:

 

[RichardNailder]

This message brought to you by the fruit of California.

Corrected.

 

[meesterperfect]

when youve reached the point of wanting to use a banana to wack off I think its time to consider the most painless and quick way out.

 

[dicklingamdeepayoni]

nice response. carry on sir...i'll stick with my "conventional" fucking but that's me...have fun :nanner:

Me 2... Anything for Gud Ol'Conventional Fucking...It's only when you start starving for it or get too much of it that you start looking for viable options like sticking ur Dick inside Bananas or Grapefruits or invade Ur Cunt wid Cucumbers or Stuff Ur Ass Wid Brinjals.

Sex for me is not just Fun Alone but worship to..So I believe in giving my partner anything or everything they may desire...!!!