How to dispose of porn?

[Krazy4Kobe]

Like most on here, I'm going 100% digital for my porn needs.
However, this leaves me with big pile "antique" porn -- magazines and dvds...even a couple VHS tapes!!

With Spring cleaning season here and now, how do I get rid of my pile of bygone porn?
Chuck it all in the garbage? Burn it? Give it away? Donate it? ...???


(I know, too much porn, such a dilemma! :1orglaugh)

 

[Ace Bandage]

1. Put it all in a box.
2. Leave it on the doorstep at a random house that you know is inhabited by a married couple.
3. Attach a note saying, "Dude, here's the porn you asked for!"
4. Watch from a safe distance.

 

[gunslingingbird]

When I was in 9th grade my friend and I had a similar problem where we had to get rid of a bunch of magazines that we had lying around our houses. Our solution was to go to the nearest elementary school and hand them out to random kids. Boy, we made a bunch of third graders really happy that day!

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

1. Put it all in a box.
2. Leave it on the doorstep at a random house that you know is inhabited by a religious married couple.
3. Attach a note saying, "Dude, here's the porn you asked for!"
4. Watch from a safe distance.

3. Attach a note saying, "Dude, just returning all that porn you let me borrow. The video of your wife was awesome!" :1orglaugh

Our solution was to go to the nearest elementary school and hand them out to random kids. Boy, we made a bunch of third graders really happy that day!

Guess I could go to an old folks home and do the same thing. Who knows, maybe make it into a will or two!

 

[LukeEl]

I would just place it all in a hermetically sealed capsule and just bury it in the ground.

 

[Ace Bandage]

3. Attach a note saying, "Dude, just returning all that porn you let me borrow. The video of your wife was awesome!" :1orglaugh

Even better... touché.

:clap:

 

[Harley Spencer]

I would just place it all in a hermetically sealed capsule and just bury it in the ground.

Haha yes! A porn time capsule!

 

[Supafly]

In the city I live in, two guys had a great idea: A shop that specifies in buying and selling used porn mags and movies.

Both great for getting a nice little money for your stash or buying a classic mag you missed out on.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 6537498, member: 579739"]Haha yes! A porn time capsule!

Should I stick a Harley Spencer Penthouse in it for future generations to enjoy??

In the city I live in, two guys had a great idea: A shop that specifies in buying and selling used porn mags and movies.

So....I should ship my big box o' smut to you to pawn it off?!? :dunno:

 

[Whit]

What if the pages are all stuck together?
Last time I moved, I didn't feel like carrying that heavy fucking box up and down the stairs anymore, so in the dumpster they went.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

It makes me feel a bit...douchey just dumping of all those lovely ladies in a can like last nights empty pizza box.

Perhaps I should save them for another 30-40 years and sell them as collectors items to pay for my retirement/cat food fund!



p.s. -- my mags aren't stuck together -- ew! -- but some do have missing centerfolds!

 

[Red Spyder]

To donate it, put it in a box, wrap it, and mail it to:

Rick!
P.O. Box 37
Verona, PA 15147

But you have to do it in the next couple of months. And it would work doubly well if you happen to have any gay porn :tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

Hand it out at the playground like a normal person!

Jeez!

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

To donate it, put it in a box, wrap it, and mail it to:

Rick!
P.O. Box 37
Verona, PA 15147

But you have to do it in the next couple of months. And it would work doubly well if you happen to have any gay porn :tongue:

If by "gay porn" you mean two or more sexy girls gettin' it on with each other...yes, I have some of that.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Hand it out at the playground like a normal person!

Jeez!

Hmmm....well...I usually TAKE at the playground, not GIVE.

Seems a bit weird to me. :1orglaugh

 

[zell]

One word,fireplace.

 

[DR. B]

I would just place it all in a hermetically sealed capsule and just bury it in the ground.

I like this one as well

or...

you could call your local adult store and ask if they will buy or dvds and magazines.

or...

sell them on ebay or amazon, I'm sure somebody will like what you have, and if it's rare or something they have been looking for, they will pay top dollar.

 

[VampDude]

Like most on here, I'm going 100% digital for my porn needs.
However, this leaves me with big pile "antique" porn -- magazines and dvds...even a couple VHS tapes!! ?

VHS and DVD... Amazon and/or eBay

Magazines... Scan the covers, create a website and sell them individually.

Like this site has: http://www.jobbydealer.com/

There are always people who get off on vintage porn, possibly even a few FreeOnes members (since not everything is digitized).

 

[Supafly]

Should I stick a Harley Spencer Penthouse in it for future generations to enjoy??




So....I should ship my big box o' smut to you to pawn it off?!? :dunno:

Why not open up a little shop of this at your place?

Good luck!!!

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Why not open up a little shop of this at your place?

I don't have THAT much porn!!! :surprise: lol