justpassingby
Banned
* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
* One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, blowing through traffic light, plowing through crowded crosswalk, Starbucks in cupholder, shouting "move the fuck over" or "this ain't a funeral!": New York.
* One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic, 80 in a 55, taking up two lanes, passing with no signal: New jersey.
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator, Red Sox game blaring: Boston.
* One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, *** in lap: Los Angeles.
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in ******: From Montana, but driving in California.
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat, middle finger out window, cell phone in ear, make up / shaving in vanity mirror: Long Island.
* One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on sushi, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle.
* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator, and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
* Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, **** cans on floor, prairie dog tails attached to antenna, your 2 year old nephew (also your ***) with hunting gear on: West Virgina.
* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
* One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, blowing through traffic light, plowing through crowded crosswalk, Starbucks in cupholder, shouting "move the fuck over" or "this ain't a funeral!": New York.
* One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic, 80 in a 55, taking up two lanes, passing with no signal: New jersey.
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator, Red Sox game blaring: Boston.
* One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, *** in lap: Los Angeles.
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in ******: From Montana, but driving in California.
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat, middle finger out window, cell phone in ear, make up / shaving in vanity mirror: Long Island.
* One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on sushi, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle.
* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator, and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
* Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, **** cans on floor, prairie dog tails attached to antenna, your 2 year old nephew (also your ***) with hunting gear on: West Virgina.
* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
