How old is everyone here?

[eponymous]

Sad to say, I'll be 40 in 12 days.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[too fast]

Ha! I know, right?! Every older fellas favorite thing to tell their **** about to make their **** feel like the spoiled brats they are that they get to take buses or drive cars to school. Meanwhile the **** are grumbling about how much it sucks to stand at the end of their driveway in the cold waiting for the bus. Fuckin' ****....
I'm totally serious though, I'm siding with the older folks. **** these days are spoiled as ****. They all have iphones, ipods, iPads, laptops, playstations and wiis and xboxes, designer shoes, and at age 12 they're whining that their parents won't get them the newest iphone. Bitches, when I was your age, I didn't have any of that ****. I built forts in the woods and played with toy cars for entertainment. Be happy with what you have.

So true
I'm 36 but I'm told I look younger

 

[fkknuckle]

41 with my old balls and loose skin....gross!

 

[Briana Lee]

Brianna lee, dominoxxx are you both actually the real person?

Actually I'm a middle aged guy living in his ***'s basement posting in his underwear.....or so I've been told in the past!

39. You have a problem with that, sonny?

Wow, you're really old!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i'm 22.

 

[BCT]

29 years old

 

[Rezen]

29 years old

 

[JasonCook78]

**** these days are spoiled as ****. They all have iphones, ipods, iPads, laptops, playstations and wiis and xboxes, designer shoes, and at age 12 they're whining that their parents won't get them the newest iphone. Bitches, when I was your age, I didn't have any of that ****. I built forts in the woods and played with toy cars for entertainment. Be happy with what you have.

I agree completely, my *** is 12 and whines a lot about not having the latest technology, so recently I took all his fancy electronic **** that I DIDN'T buy for him (Wife did with MY money) his iPod, MacBook, iPad, iPhone, PSP to a pawn shop sold it then told him he wasn't allowed to play any video game system that is newer than 1996 and he hates it because he has to play N64, Sega Genesis, SNES, Sega GameGear on my very first TV. I gave him all the stuff I had bought when I was 18 living on my own. Call me cruel but there is a lesson in this punishment to be grateful for what you have until he appreciates in what I gave him I'm going to wait 3 months then I'm going to ask him if he wants me to buy all new stuff for him and I will if he says yes. I don't understand why parents deal with all this **** from their ****, when I was his age if I bugged my *** to buy me stuff he would beat me while yelling stuff at me like, "How am I supposed to buy food ya little ****?" or "How about ya get a job ya little cunt!" **** this days are spoiled little shits they have no idea how lucky they are. When I was 12 for fun my 2 elder brothers and I used to shoot pop bottles and cans in the forest near where I used to live. These **** are not prepared for their future.

 

[RichardNailder]

34 feeling 50!

53 feeling 34

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Ha! I know, right?! Every older fellas favorite thing to tell their **** about to make their **** feel like the spoiled brats they are that they get to take buses or drive cars to school. Meanwhile the **** are grumbling about how much it sucks to stand at the end of their driveway in the cold waiting for the bus. Fuckin' ****....
I'm totally serious though, I'm siding with the older folks. **** these days are spoiled as ****. They all have iphones, ipods, iPads, laptops, playstations and wiis and xboxes, designer shoes, and at age 12 they're whining that their parents won't get them the newest iphone. Bitches, when I was your age, I didn't have any of that ****. I built forts in the woods and played with toy cars for entertainment. Be happy with what you have.

You had toy cars? Fuck, all I had were sticks that I had to pretend were cars.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7271654, member: 586426"]Nope, there are a few sexy ladies here as well.....

You have to tell me who they are so I can talk to them :tongue:

 

[Briana Lee]

You have to tell me who they are so I can talk to them :tongue:

:ban:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7274457, member: 586426"]Wow, you're really old!

Yeah, yeah. You couldn't keep up with me.

 

[Briana Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You couldn't keep up with me.

:1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7274709, member: 586426"]:1orglaugh

Put your money where your mouth is, and get your *****/dance/party on with me. I'll even bring a chaperone, and get us into any club in Chicago you'd like.

There will be pictures...

 

[Harley Spencer]

You had toy cars? Fuck, all I had were sticks that I had to pretend were cars.

Dude. You're 22.

Actually, I didn't have toy cars. My grandmother had toy cars that I played with. At home, I had stuffed *******, paper, and drawing utensils like crayons and markers, a few other misc toys. No barbies.

 

[Matt38]

I'm so old my first Freeones post was done on a Commodore 64! LOL

 

[gunslingingbird]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7274457, member: 586426"]Actually I'm a middle aged guy living in his ***'s basement posting in his underwear

Ha! I knew it!

 

[Briana Lee]

Put your money where your mouth is, and get your *****/dance/party on with me. I'll even bring a chaperone, and get us into any club in Chicago you'd like.

There will be pictures...

Haha! Good luck trying to keep up with me and my friends. Although I don't ***** any more so my stamina may have dropped ever so slightly.

Ha! I knew it!