How often do you masturbate?

[CherylFan]

Chica, do you use toys to masturbate with and what is your favourite kind? I saw an FTV girl with two cucumbers insider her - have you ever masturbated with anything like that?

 

[Chica]

oh yeah all the time watching her get off gets me off if that makes any sense

i like that too

 

[Chica]

Chica, do you use toys to masturbate with and what is your favourite kind? I saw an FTV girl with two cucumbers insider her - have you ever masturbated with anything like that?

i've never been into masturbating with food but i love using toys. one of my favorite toys is my AcuVibe back massager. it's got lots of power to get the job done!

this might sound strange but one of my favorite ways to masturbate is to roll a pair of socks up into a ball and hump it while on my belly. i like it this way because it's how i first learned how to masturbate.

click HERE to see an example of how i like to hump things.

 

[Chica]

hey everyone, i missed you last night during my hot tub show...

didn't you get my invite? i used my water-proof vibrator that i call "mini-me" because it's the small version of my large back massager. i like this one...it's easy to carry and i can take it anywhere.

 

[BlueBalls]

I don't and I pity those of you that do.

You people disgust me!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I don't and I pity those of you that do.

You people disgust me!

Masturbate means to pleasure oneself. You know, bash the bishop. Spank the monkey. The carrot shuffle.

Now that you know that, care to revise your answer? Or perhaps you could better answer the questions "How many hours a day are you NOT masturbating." That's likely the smaller number.

 

[maildude]

I'd flick my bic more often if only this Viagra I bought online would kick in...:helpme:

 

[BlueBalls]

Masturbate means to pleasure oneself. You know, bash the bishop. Spank the monkey. The carrot shuffle.

Oh, ohhhhhhh . . . that.

:throwup:

Now that you know that, care to revise your answer? Or perhaps you could better answer the questions "How many hours a day are you NOT masturbating." That's likely the smaller number.

I stand by my original statement. But now, you people disgust me even more than you did before.

Urgh! I don't know how you can live with yourselves. :crash:

 

[Chica]

Masturbate means to pleasure oneself. You know, bash the bishop. Spank the monkey. The carrot shuffle.

Now that you know that, care to revise your answer? Or perhaps you could better answer the questions "How many hours a day are you NOT masturbating." That's likely the smaller number.

"the carrot shuffle"...that's the first time i heard that one, lol

i don't get it but it sounds funny.

this is off topic a little but does anyone watch spartacus? the girl that played Xena is in it and the other night she was being fingered by her slave. it's has some hot scenes in it that i thought would never be on tv. tv has changed alot over the years....

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh, ohhhhhhh . . . that.

:throwup:

I stand by my original statement. But now, you people disgust me even more than you did before.

Urgh! I don't know how you can live with yourselves. :crash:

I know you prefer man-booty, and I know I always show up with lube, but sometimes you just have to take care of business. If it helps you, you are welcome to use bricks to bash your balls at the same time. You do seem to like that when we're at the Bed and Breakfast.

"the carrot shuffle"...that's the first time i heard that one, lol

i don't get it but it sounds funny.

this is off topic a little but does anyone watch spartacus? the girl that played Xena is in it and the other night she was being fingered by her slave. it's has some hot scenes in it that i thought would never be on tv. tv has changed alot over the years....

I'm definitely going to start watching spartacus.

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm definitely going to start watching spartacus.

Me too :banana:












Crap! My cover's blown!

::runs away::

 

[wigster]

I know, sex, sex, sex that's all i see on tv these days. Well it is on mine anyway because i watch the playboy channel!!!

 

[Chica]

I'm definitely going to start watching spartacus.

it took me a little while to get into it but now i love it! there are lots of hot sex scenes. i love watching gladiators have sex!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Me too :banana:

Crap! I've just blown my load all over LurkingDirk's soft supple coin purse and buttocks.

::runs away::

It's all right. It happens to me all the time.

 

[CarlosVerate]

every fucking day

 

[Chica]

with this new layout, do i have to change my poll question to:
Masturbate you do often how?

 

[pornophile]

I masturbate every day and just about anywhere...sometimes i just whip it out while Im driving and rub one out. Or when Im talking on the phone, but then the other person starts hearing me so i hang up, At the mall, I just go into the restroom....I've even jacked off outside in public when no one is around. Once these 2 cops almost caught me stroking my stick.....so yeah I'm sick.

 

[Chica]

I masturbate every day and just about anywhere...sometimes i just whip it out while Im driving and rub one out. Or when Im talking on the phone, but then the other person starts hearing me so i hang up, At the mall, I just go into the restroom....I've even jacked off outside in public when no one is around. Once these 2 cops almost caught me stroking my stick.....so yeah I'm sick.

wow, you're an adventurous masturbator...i like it

 

[parry316]

Several times a week

 

[PierreDK]

2-4 times a day when not with a woman