How drunk have you ever been?

[blindedinchains]

Never had a sip of alcohol, and damn proud of it!

 

[smoknn]

i was sooo drunk..i thought i was dancing..till someone stepped on my hands

 

[smoknn]

I got drunk enough to do a chick whose nickname was shamoo........ And I went down on her!

:hangs head in shame:

lol ever fucked that little ugly ducklin that followed you around for 2 weeks..and let everyone know you did..we call them peepers in alabama..the one you get up the next morning and peep who is outside the motel before you walk out

 

[STDiva]

lol ever fucked that little ugly ducklin that followed you around for 2 weeks..and let everyone know you did..we call them peepers in alabama..the one you get up the next morning and peep who is outside the motel before you walk out

That's why my gf calls me peeper?

 

[BCT]

Okay mine was near fatal, from a miracle I survived. Graduation night a friend of mine threw a party, I mean I was fucking smashed, I had no business being behind a wheel. I had a prick friend who nagged me to take him home since he lived just a few blocks away. I couldnt take his nagging anymore so I gave in and made a huge mistake. After I miraculously drove on the highway for 10 minutes I came upon an exit, being drunk as a skunk I got the wrong way on a motherfucking highway at 4 in the am, this car was coming at me it was in the other lane(Thank God) And I took the biggest fucking U turn that would make your head spin. When we got to my house without saying a word punched him in his face. I could have killed somebody, I never drove drunk again in fact I rarely drink. I learned my lesson on that one

 

[gunslingingbird]

lol ever fucked that little ugly ducklin that followed you around for 2 weeks..and let everyone know you did..we call them peepers in alabama..the one you get up the next morning and peep who is outside the motel before you walk out

I have a friend who assesses such situations as the one you described as one-armers. The test of a one-armer is simple: if you wake up with your arm around a chick that is so hideous that it would be preferable to chew your own arm off instead of pulling it out from underneath her, waking her, and facing the possibility of giving her a good morning kiss, that's a one-armer. :eek:

 

[The Grasshopper]

Baccardi 151, some Jack, some Everclear, some Southern, some Tequila, mixed with some brews and 20 friends or so was a blast. We got fucked. :glugglug:

 

[Sam Fisher]

I've been so drunk that when I woke up in the morning I had no recollection of how I got home. That's scary, because I know that I drove home, but as far as stoplights, I could have very well ran right through a red light. No memory of what route I took or whatever. I promised myself the last time I pulled an ass-move like that again, that I would NEVER EVER do it again. And I haven't. That was seven years or so ago.

I only drink at home now.

 

[squallumz]

i kissed an ugly fat chick once. and i mean really kissed.

yuck!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I kissed squallumz once.

Then I got drunk in order to forget.

 

[El Perro Mayor]

A few years back at a friends party got so drunk that when I got home I threw-up so much that when I woke up the next day I had burst some blood vessels around my eyes. Looked like a raccoon for a few days.

 

[squallumz]

i got so drunk i kissed a raccoon for days.

 

[John_8581]

I was drinking Baccardi 151 with pineapple juice the whole night... when I eventually threw it up... :throwup:... I said. "Boy that pineapple juice is really yellow." Seems it wasn't pineapple juice... it was bile.