How do you ***** your ****?

**** should be drank...


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As a **** snob, I've had this discussion with people several times. I'm of the notion that **** should be drank straight from the bottle. ******** from a glass changes the oxygenation of the **** when it enters the mouth, thereby changing the flavor. Plus, depending on how reputable the establishment where you are ******** the aforementioned **** in a glass, the ratio of **** to carbonation changes slightly or greatly, which affects the flavor.

How do you prefer your ****?
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i love ****. love it.

it depends what im ********.

for christmas my *** got me this huge glass mug so im using it for my brew. and yes, you're right, but im ok with that for the cheap ****.

when i get my guinness, i follow what it says on the bottle or can. bottles you ***** from it. can, you pour it into a pint glass.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i do have a bit of a ritual though. a couple hours before bed, my girl gets up all by herself, goes to the kitchen, opens the fridge, opens me two cans. she pours em in my mug, brings it to me and sets it down on the little table next to me.

i like that girl.
 
The only time I ***** **** that comes in a bottle, the bottle tends to have instructions on it as to how to pour it into the glass, leaving a small amount of **** and the sediment in the bottle.

Sediment. You know, real ****?
 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
If its just a light (non-dark) **** I´ll happily ***** it from the bottle, if its a darker ****, ale or stout I´ll do the glass. It just tastes better, and you dont disturb the **** when you´re ******** from a glass, so all the sediment stays at the bottom compared to the air you are running through it when ******** straight from the bottle.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
I do both methods. I have Pint Glasses for when I have gst over.
But usually ***** from the bottle when ******** alone.
I can control the amount of air I ingest easier that way.

Too much air with the natural carbonation of **** makes for
excessive belching and farting for me.

It's sad but I've switched over to **** for daily social and pleasure reasons
because of the carbonation issue.

It's hell to get old. :mad:
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I'll ***** it from the bottle or glass, I'm not particular as the rest of you jerks are apparently.

My favorite method though is to dip a tampon in said **** and shove it up my anus.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Bottle..like a man does.
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
In the pub - from a glass - they don't let you ***** it straight from the tap.
Bottled lager from the bottle. As the bottle has been stored cold, it helps keep the **** cold longer.
Other beers and canned lager from a glass.
Guinness from a glass - and I have been known to instruct the bar staff on how to pour a Guinness properly.
 
For those of you hatin' on bottles, I will say this: there are certain times when it just seems right to ***** out of a glass. For example, yesterday I was at Tommy's watching the Niners get bent over by the Ravens, and I ordered a **** that I'd never heard of before, Bière du Chocolat. It's a porter made with chocolate beans, as the name implies. I was a bit dismayed when I got my **** in a glass, but after the second one I decided that getting that same **** in a bottle just wouldn't seem right.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
I like a chilled pint glass or one of those German **** steins with the flip top. Also I like those barrel shaped British pub glass with the handle.
 
I gave up **** for 0 carb bourbon but there is nothing like the thick froth from a good stout and you can only get that from pouring it in a glass.

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^ my favorite. I miss it.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/red-xxx said:
Red XXX[/URL][/B], post: 7351761, member: 55251"]Straight from the keg .... honestly bottles/glasses really :*****:

my kinda girl.
 
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