How big is your dick?

Bigger than a breadstick, but smaller than a compact car.
 
Or someone could close the thread. This would give people more time to imagine how big they would like their dicks to be.:yinyang:

quote of the fucking year.

everybody with an 8 inch dong should form a club. and they can hang out and pretend they have big dicks all day, while playing golf, poker, or just shoot the shit.

btw. my cock is 16 pounds.
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
How big is your dick
How big is your dick
I really need to know
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Bringing us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
Na na naa na na
(Shrill nasal whine) woooooooooo
 
Find a brand new #2 pencil. Take that #2 pencil and insert it into an electric pencil sharpener. Sharpen the pencil for roughly 25-30 seconds until there is barely any pencil left; only eraser and a stub.

That is how big my penis is.

mine, too, except you'd have to have used the eraser down to the metal and broken the tip off to even get near to how BIG it is, and maybe a magnifying glass is necessary, actually. with this bad boy i can give a girl like the best 1 1/2 minutes of her life, followed of course by hours of laughter and a lifetime of regret.
 
My dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear.

My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.

My dick is so big, it's right behind you.

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Jon S.

Banned
First who the fuck bumped this thread & why? Second, what the fuck kind of a question is that for a dude to ask other dudes? Third, to the op...who is probably no longer even on the boards...."if this thread gets too gay....shut it down"!?!?!? Shit, it was too gay when it was created! Ha ha ha!
 
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