How Bad Would Putin Kick Obama's Ass In A Dirty Street Fight?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I think Nobama probably fights like Cleveland Brown and Putin would eat his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.
 
In a calm sorta way

Probably like this...Putin talking too much...Obama, the taller guy just listening to Putin's Vodka induced rant.....then WHACK!!!
 
Vladimir Putin holds the Russian title of "Master of Sports" in both Sambo and Judo and is former KGB.


Obama should run away. ;)
 

emceeemcee

Banned
considering a dirty street fight could include ordering in a cruise missile strike on someone's face no matter where in the world this fight took place , I'd say Putin would come off second best


empire+force projection>black belt + KGB manboobs
 

PirateKing

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You're pitting a lazy American in a dirty street fight with a hardened Ruskie? Do you hate Obama?
 
Putin would beat Obama with just the strength in his right pinky finger. That is, if Obama didn't run like a schoolgirl from just Putin's stare alone.

You'd sure hope. Traitorous.^^:yesyes:

Me? I'd never pick against the USA (especially by taking up with some stinko commie puke..traitorous indeed.):nono:
 
You'd sure hope. Traitorous.^^:yesyes:

Me? I'd never pick against the USA (especially by taking up with some stinko commie puke..traitorous indeed.):nono:

Here you are, The One - always truth, always reality, always right - and you so conveniently sidestep that in an obvious instance. At least I'm not blindly loyal apologist for a no-good lame duck president. In your world Obama is all holy - never a flaw in the man. Even in a "fun" thread like this, you can't avoid your jaded political worldview and perverse love of the man. :1orglaugh

Obama been in about as many street fights as I've been called "black." :1orglaugh

Remember Meg, I only speak in reality, not BS like you.
 
Here you are, The One - always truth, always reality, always right - and you so conveniently sidestep that in an obvious instance. At least I'm not blindly loyal apologist for a no-good lame duck president. In your world Obama is all holy - never a flaw in the man. Even in a "fun" thread like this, you can't avoid your jaded political worldview and perverse love of the man. :1orglaugh

Obama been in about as many street fights as I've been called "black." :1orglaugh

Remember Meg, I only speak in reality, not BS like you.

1.) He's American, Putin is commie puke Russian. That's good enough for me.

2.) Your blind, antagonistic, hate and jaded worldview(sic) has you siding with a commie puke over an American.

3.) Think about #2 for a min.:2 kopecks:
 
I see this fight like the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Putin will stand there and flex and do some fancy spin moves, then Obama will pull out a gun and shoot his ass.

:cool:
 
I see this fight like the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Putin will stand there and flex and do some fancy spin moves, then Obama will pull out a gun and shoot his ass.

:cool:

Ha! Exactly...or have the Sec. Svc do it for him...
 
A dirty street fight has no rules I assume? So I'd think Obama would put in a call to Seal Team Six, and that would kinda be the end of that.
 
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