How Bad Would Putin Kick Obama's Ass In A Dirty Street Fight?
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I was going to leave this alone when I first saw it but....c'mon...this is such a bright blister of hilarity....I, I, I just couldn't.
Re: My "BS" and your 'reality'.....Uh, BS Scott...you do know the subject matter of the post is fictional..or BS right? (Woww..)
But stay in your 'reality'....:thumbsup:
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I was going to leave this alone when I first saw it but....c'mon...this is such a bright blister of hilarity....I, I, I just couldn't.
Re: My "BS" and your 'reality'.....Uh, BS Scott...you do know the subject matter of the post is fictional..or BS right? (Woww..)
But stay in your 'reality'....:thumbsup:
:1orglaugh
I'm very much in reality here, Buster. I grew up in the inner city and know a Sally when I see one. I have no problem with sayin' old Putin could likewise cripple Jorge Dubya as easy as elitist Obama. No prejudice here pal, I just call 'em like I see 'em. :hatsoff:
Interesting question. I really don't know what would happen.
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I see this fight like the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Putin will stand there and flex and do some fancy spin moves, then Obama will pull out a gun and shoot his ass.
Obama's hands are made for holding pens or fancy school books, not a gun. Even if he were able to pick one up you know he'd put the clip in backwards. Putin rises with a sword like a Cossack and beheads Obama.
I hate to even say this because O'Bama is such a little twat but I think he'd fuck Putin up pretty easily.
Hey, a thread talking about one world leader kicking the shit out of another. Cool.
How the hell is it possible that Nicolas Sarkozy hasn't been included?
How the hell is it possible that Nicolas Sarkozy hasn't been included?
Because everyone knows that he's a little shy when it comes to actual physical contact.
How the hell are you Lurkster?
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Angela Merkel could kick his ass. She'd pull one of those German bombs out of her bra and bop him in the head.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AMX21VKv97w/So212HQxzoI/AAAAAAAAFxM/ayx6t2zuyBM/s400/merkel.jpg
Speaking of World Leaders, I fully endorse the real Most Interesting Man In The World, Silvio Belusconi, to be Prime Minister of Freeones.
I'm good. I'm thinking about the things that Obama could to to Sarkozy. It got me a little randy.
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I'm pretty sure that Angela Merkel could kick the ass of Chuck Norris, actually.
Isn't Obama like twice the size of Putin anyway....not that it matters....Besides that, Obama would beat Putin just because he's a 'Marrrcan (I think.:o:tongue
But I think it would go something like this...(Putin is the one in the footage who's face is visible)
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You'll never see tapes of Putin looking like this. Plenty existed but have been burned along with the people who filmed them.
I do, but alas, I have a meeting.
Another time.
Deal!
Jeeebus man....you'd think that cat had crabs or a terrible case jock itch...:1orglaugh
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Medvedev thought he was one of The Fly Girls from In Living Color for a minute. Keep it in your pants, Dmitry.
Isn't Obama like twice the size of Putin anyway....not that it matters....Besides that, Obama would beat Putin just because he's a 'Marrrcan (I think.:o:tongue
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C'mooooooon...Barry couldn't even throw a ball without looking like a schoolgirl. :shocked:
Hell, even Bush can throw better than that. Heck I think my 2 y/o niece can throw better!
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