Hey guys, it's me like usual.

[24788]

Finally have that regular internet again and I'm so close to a ship date. I'm on the edge of people who joined around my time and the 2 guys who joined with me. I'm one of the seniors around there now after 5 months. I hope I leave in Dec/Jan.

My internet is too fast now. Seriously I was running .08 mbps, now I'm running 56 + mbps. Lol and I have a 250 gig cap now instead of a 10 gig cap. It's definitely nice and I'm paying only a few dollars more for this internet.

56.75 / 0.08 = 709.3x faster lolz

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Supposedly your going in the Marine Corps, correct? Have fun going all the way through bootcamp only to find out your getting a Dishonorable Dishcharge on the day of graduation because you failed the drug test the day you got there. They love doing that.:eek:

 

[ManifestDestiny]

Supposedly your going in the Marine Corps, correct? Have fun going all the way through bootcamp only to find out your getting a Dishonorable Dishcharge on the day of graduation because you failed the drug test the day you got there. They love doing that.:eek:

thats pretty fucked up. do they want their recruits to love their country or hate it? and yeah i had no idea all you have to do is do a bad piss test to get discharged.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

thats pretty fucked up. do they want their recruits to love their country or hate it? and yeah i had no idea all you have to do is do a bad piss test to get discharged.

They threatened us with it, but I think it depends on what you pop for, cause I smoked some pot a couple weeks before I shipped out and nothing happened to me. But I was nowhere near a regular user so it could have been out of my system.

There were several guys that didn't make it all the way through though, but of course no one is going to tell us why.

Drugs are in no way tolerated in the military, I think it's pretty apparent why though.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm willing to sell you some clean urine at a reasonable price, if it will help.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

I'm willing to sell you some clean urine at a reasonable price, if it will help.

Ever tried to piss with a grown man standing right in front of you screaming at the top of his lungs? I know your response is going to be rep worthy Lurky, so I got my finger on the button already!

 

[Ace Bandage]

Ever tried to piss with a grown man standing right in front of you screaming at the top of his lungs?

That's a rather mundane Tuesday to him. Anybody can piss on command. Ejaculate, now that's another story...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ever tried to piss with a grown man standing right in front of you screaming at the top of his lungs? I know your response is going to be rep worthy Lurky, so I got my finger on the button already!

At this point, I can't piss without an audience. My morning subway commute is my most productive time. People just don't care in the afternoon.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

That's a rather mundane Tuesday to him. Anybody can piss on command. Ejaculate, now that's another story...

No kidding. Shut the fuck up bitch, it'll happen when I'm ready!

At this point, I can't piss without an audience. My morning subway commute is my most productive time. People just don't care in the afternoon.

People are so inconsiderate.

 

[LukeEl]

Finally, and now you can stop pirating from my internet!

 

[roronoa3000]

I am going to the AF pretty soon too. Maybe we will be butt...err....bunk buddies!

 

[24788]

lol, I am so pro - cannabis to it's funny. I bet everyone will try to break me with their dumbass arguments after boot camp of course. Not going to argue when I'm in boot camp at all except when I play mind games with the TI's.

First Day:
TI: YOUR MY BITCH RECRUIT!
24: YES SIR!
TI: DID I SAY YOU COULD SMILE?!
24: no, but I know deep down under that screaming your a great guy who loves smiles.
TI: well, I see someone has taken a notice.
24: carry on and have a good day.
TI: you have a good day to.
TI: I see what you did there! DROP DOWN RECRUIT!

 

[jod0565]

Hugs, not drugs and remember - don't tell.

 

[Sicario]

Back in the 60's and 70's during boot-camp, those Marine drill sergeants would literally kick your ass. Have fun fucking those foreign whores Marine!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

This thread took away my horny.

 

[24788]

Lol, why do you guys think I'm joining the marines?!

I'm calling conspiracy on this one.

This thread took away my horny.

Come fuck me now. I hope that took away your sexual drive for years.

 

[CadillacD]

Lol, why do you guys think I'm joining the marines?!

I'm calling conspiracy on this one.



Come fuck me now. I hope that took away your sexual drive for years.

You must be expecting to be deployed to Afganistan so that you can take advantage of all those poppies! Good luck!

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

lol, I am so pro - cannabis to it's funny. I bet everyone will try to break me with their dumbass arguments after boot camp of course. Not going to argue when I'm in boot camp at all except when I play mind games with the TI's.

First Day:
TI: YOUR MY BITCH RECRUIT!
24: YES SIR!
TI: DID I SAY YOU COULD SMILE?!
24: no, but I know deep down under that screaming your a great guy who loves smiles.
TI: well, I see someone has taken a notice.
24: carry on and have a good day.
TI: you have a good day to.
TI: I see what you did there! DROP DOWN RECRUIT!

What the hell is a TI? I thought you were going in the Corps.

 

[lurkingdirk]

What the hell is a TI? I thought you were going in the Corps.

Training Instructor? :dunno:

Though more likely: Tip Inserter.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Training Instructor? :dunno:

Though more likely: Tip Inserter.

:1orglaugh It's Training Instructor but that's Airforce, for some reason I thought he was going in the Corps. I'm pretty sure it's because that's what he said he was doing.