i would tear her ass up!!!!
 
Her and the Douche Bag dressed up as Jon and Kate for one of those staged "candid" shoots. If you're like me, the sight of that asshole make you want to punch a hole in the computer monitor, so here are the 2 shots without him in it.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/b...o_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php?bfm_index=7
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php

I don't know if I could pick between Heidi and Kate. Heidi's certainly hotter in the conventional sense, but Kate has the MILF thing going for her. And they are equally obnoxious, as far as I'm concerned, so I would think similarly brutal spite-fucking appropriate for both. Likewise, I can't decide between "Jon" and "Douche-ass-shit-bucket" which one is more deserving of slow sadistic mutilation.

It's one of life's eternal dilemmas.
 
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are pictured showing Kelly Ripa and Regis Philbin some paparazzi moves as they promote their new book "How to be Famous" outside the "Live with Regis and Kelly" show at the ABC Studios in uptown, Manhattan.
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/11/17/love-it-or-hate-it-heidi-montag

Scene: Kelly, dressed as a dominatrix, puts Heidi through a brutal lesiban hate-fuck while Regis watches and feeds parts of Spencer's body through a wood-chipper. (I don't really have any hard feelings toward Regis).
 
Her playboy pics were not that great and her dumbass husband or whatever the fuck he is was so annoying I felt like finding him and beating the shit out of him
 
I can't say she's gone too far with plastic surgery...she looks fucking great. Best surgery she could have would be to amputate that fucking husband, but I can't argue with anything she's done to her body because it is absolutely wank-tacular.
 

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I can't say she's gone too far with plastic surgery...she looks fucking great. Best surgery she could have would be to amputate that fucking husband, but I can't argue with anything she's done to her body because it is absolutely wank-tacular.

all of that is true, and i'd even find her attractive if she weren't so dumb.
 
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