Have you ever.............

[Wainkerr99]

Nah.

Learned to play guitar holding it behind your head?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

...been involved in a forgery.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Had someone forge my signature on a cheque :dunno:

Spilled boiling water right near where it really hurts?

 

[doghair]

hot water yes. boiling water no

***** with a co-worker?

 

[busenbust]

yes.

...divorced and married within a week.

 

[doghair]

no.

been to spain

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....been to Dallas.

 

[doghair]

yes.

flown an airplane?

 

[megaewok]

no, not a real one

Been to Hawaii?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....stepped outside naked.

 

[Jeep!]

Far too many times.

Tripped while streaking and hurt something precious?

 

[busenbust]

nope.


...stolen stuff from work.

 

[Jeep!]

Yep.

Been fired from a job?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....been blacklisted.

 

[alexpnz]

no

.....**** when you thought you only had to fart?

 

[titsrock]

Nope, but I've come close to that a couple times...

.......ever ate something at dinner on a hot date with a chesty hottie but that something didn't agree with you and you spent the bulk of the date trying to figure out how to take the biggist **** of your life without her knowing?

 

[friendsofmine]

lol yes....

ever met a girl offline?

 

[Wainkerr99]

no.

Been constantly threatened by members of a certain race group?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....been *********.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Almost. The minivan driver talked the man out of it.

Looked up into the sky with a smile?